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    Reki is insecure about his lack of kissing experience. Langa just wants to help him feel like he's good enough, even if teaching Reki to kiss means breaking his own heart.

    (yet another practice kissing au)

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    20 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    As a shinobi of Otogakure, he is sent on a mission to Konohagakure as the Hokage’s new bride to seal an alliance between the two nations.

    Step one: Learn Konoha’s secrets
    Step two: Whisper recommendations into the Hokage’s ear
    Step three: Set the village up for Oto’s attack

    In every village, there is only one person more influential than the Kage — it is their spouse.

    It begins with Uchiha Sasuke’s betrothal to Uzumaki Naruto.

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    19 Apr 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    For four long years, Sasuke has been in love with his roommate. Except there's one problem: his roommate was straight.

    Supposedly.

    This is what happens when two idiots end up splitting rent.

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    18 Apr 2021

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    "It says here that you were sent along with the proposal to demonstrate Orochimaru's... deep appreciation of my special consideration and attention to this matter," Sasuke said, his voice inflectionless.

    Sasuke eyed him with seeming disinterest. "Is there a problem?"

    "No," Naruto said sinking fluidly to his knees, his hand slowly raising to Sasuke's zipper.

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    18 Apr 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Sasuke's life is bland and dry; his past is full of regrets, and he has no vision for the future. Married to a woman he neither loves nor respects, working for people he despises, he plods through his colourless existence with no expectation of joy. A burst of color interrupts his greyscale life when he attends Sakura's ten year high school reunion. After years of a life decided upon by someone else, Sasuke suddenly has choices to make.
    Title from a line in "74, 75" by the Connells.

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    17 Apr 2021

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