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    After a patrol gone very wrong, Alec Lightwood comes to in the infirmary with no memory of the past three years, and that turns out to be just the beginning of his problems. There's an ominous plot afoot, a possible traitor at the Institute, and he's pretty sure that he ought to remember the handsome warlock who was waiting beside his bed when he woke up...

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    "Do you think I'm boring?"
    The question is devastating to him, but Magnus knows exactly how to respond.

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    19 Mar 2019

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    “Hey there,” Alec says in the lowest, sexiest voice he can manage. It sounds vaguely disinterested but some people get off on that.

    “Hi,” the voice says.

    “Ready to have some fun?”

    The voice makes a small, sad noise.

    “Or not?” Alec tries hastily. He gets paid regardless of what they're talking about. “We can just chat for a while.”

    “What’s your name,” the voice says finally.

    “Uh, Chad,” Alec says. He was drunk when he picked his name, just as he was drunk when he answered the job wanted ad. He should have picked something sexy like Tristan, but he’s forever Chad now, the douchiest phone sex operator in history. He balances his bowl of macaroni carefully on his stomach and sneaks a quick bite.

    “You don’t sound like a Chad,” the voice says doubtfully.

    “Why the hell not?” Alec says before he can stop himself, mouth full of pasta.

    “--are you eating?”

    “No,” Alec lies and swallows.

     

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    Alec is a bored phone sex operator. Bafflingly, Magnus just wants to talk about music.

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    01 Mar 2019

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    Collected ficlets & prompt-fills. Mostly (but not entirely) about Magnus & Alec kissing. Or thinking about kissing.

    (There will assuredly be more, but I keep the status as complete since each ficlet/chapter stands alone, and I'm never quite sure when I'll get & finish another prompt.)

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    07 Nov 2018

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    The weird thing about dating Lara Jean – dating Lara Jean for real – is that even though she’s a big ol’ softie romantic who reads bodice rippers and writes handwritten love letters, she’s actually kind of private about it.

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    06 Sep 2018