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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    20 Oct 2020

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    “Look, asshole, do you want a job or not?” Mikey interrupts. “You said yourself you were bored. I know you can’t afford cigarettes anymore. Until the millions of jobs you applied for decide to call you back, this is the best you got.”

    Gerard grimaces.

    “Besides,” Mikey continues after a beat, “you’d get to hang out with me. And Ray and Frank too, I guess. But at least you wouldn’t be loitering at my job instead of finding something else productive to do.”

    Gerard looks at Mikey for a moment before groaning and tugging a hand through his hair. “Fine, you win. Brian, can I have an application?”

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    an au based off of one of frank's tweets where he said he 'worked' at staples (which consisted of '[showing] up high and [laminating] random shit for 6 hours')

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    28 Sep 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    Aziraphale moves into a new neighborhood, not expecting to get a new house AND a new boyfriend.

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    08 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    It didn’t matter how many times she was coming back there - the vision was always the same.

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    09 Sep 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    Magnus doesn't get distracted by a certain Shadowhunter, wearing a tight thigh holster.
    Nope. Absolutely not.

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    10 Dec 2017