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    His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.

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    30 Jun 2019

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    Saving the world is exhausting work. With Heaven and Hell off their backs, it seems as good a time as any for Crowley and Aziraphale to take a proper break. Neither one of them predicts the direction their holiday takes.

    Who'd have thought that sharing a cottage in Scotland would be quite so romantic?

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    26 Jun 2019

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    Eggsy has a problem when it comes to asking Harry for more, so Harry enlists Merlin to help them out.

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    23 May 2019

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    Merlin's given on up on getting Harry to stick to the rules, so he gambles against the other Kingsmen on which one Harry will break next. He has a notebook and everything. Until Eggsy Unwin shows up and Harry starts breaking rules for a whole new reason.

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    The 5 times Merlin wished he still had hair to rip out and the 2 times he didn't.

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    22 May 2019

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    "Hm?" Merlin asks, distracted when he looks up and squints at Eggsy's face, then catches up and resumes working. "Oh. No. Zania Bonatti, Italian artist and activist. Also Harry's wife."

    "You wot?" Eggsy blurts, eyes snapping back to him, then over to Roxy like he might've mis-heard.

    But he hasn't because Roxy's face wrinkles minutely in sympathy that has Eggsy's ears burning and he snaps his eyes away again in humiliation.

    "Yes, Harry's married. Did he never mention that to you?" Merlin pauses long enough to frown briefly, then he shrugs. "Well, on to more important matters…"
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    Or: The one in which Harry is married to his friend (for entirely non-romantic reasons) and nobody explains to Eggsy that very important detail.

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    25 Jul 2018