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  1. Summary

    Since I'm obsessed with both The Smiths and Sherlock, I'm combining the two to make... whatever this is. Each fic is a oneshot that is based on a song by The Smiths.

    Requests for AUs (femlock, teenlock, soulmates, whatever) are welcome because these are going to be kind of random.

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  2. Summary

    After his fall, Sherlock takes down Moriarty's web. During his last hit, he stumbles upon something he never expected.
    After her mother leaves her with Sebastian Moran, Julia loses almost all hope of salvation. During her last week on Earth, her world is turned upside down once again.
    The story of Sherlock Holmes, his newly adopted teenage daughter, and their life adjusting to each other.

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  1. Rec 26

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    "Richie Tozier's new show "A Guide To Not Being A Functional Dad" touches the heart of its audience with its genuine themes, its originality and its simple but devastating comicality; a must-see." - some critics probably

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    08 Dec 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Iconic!!!!

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    "Before the break, we asked our contestants: who was your first love? Richie, what did you write?"

    Your mom

    "Heh. That's what we get for inviting a comedian on the show," Chet snorts. "Very mature, Mr. Trashmouth. Maybe your partner can illuminate us. You guys were childhood friends, right? So fill us in, Eddie. Who was Richie's first love?"

    Rolling his eyes, Eddie flips over his card.

    My mom

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    Richie and Eddie go on a game show for couples. Nobody expects them to be such a dream team. And nobody suffers as much as the host.

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    26 Nov 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is hilarious

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    "We promised to confide in each other, and cherish each other, and sustain each other, and all that jazz.”

    Stan stares at her, blinks twice.

    "And right now, that means going back to your horror-show hometown, and facing your trauma, and potentially killing a demon. Together."

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    Or: When Mike calls from Derry, Patty answers the phone instead.

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    26 Nov 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Patty Blum Uris is an ICON

  4. Rec 14

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    Don’t touch the other boys, Richie, Pennywise whispered inside his head, time and time again. They were thirteen when they defeated It, Richie didn’t even fully – didn’t want to – understand what that meant at the time. 

    He did now. 

    or, richie discovers that there never was a monster within himself.

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    14 Nov 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm crying this is so good. I love my son richie tozier

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    The Losers all know Richie and Eddie are the best of friends. So it's not so weird to Stan that Eddie moves in with Richie after his acrimonious divorce. And Bev doesn't raise an eyebrow to all the ridiculous dog co-parenting gags Richie plasters his social media with. Mike thinks Eddie's bedroom in the apartment him and Richie share is pretty spartan, but he'd just moved in a few months ago, and Eddie was kind of like that, anyway. Bill thinks Richie's new act is funny as hell, especially all those gags about how him and Eddie are a "couple." And when it comes time for Ben and Bev's wedding, Ben sends Richie and Eddie separate invites, so those two wild bachelors can each bring their own plus-ones.

    Or, Five Times the Losers Thought Richie and Eddie Were "Just Friends"... and One Time They Didn't

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    13 Nov 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is SO funny jesus