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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    Guillermo takes the vampires to a pride parade.

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    05 Jan 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    The thing is that, logically, Guillermo knew there was no way he was the first-ever trans vampire. Creatures that have existed for centuries upon centuries, and some guy from The Bronx is the first one not to be cis? Please. He’s seen far too much shit to be that naive.
    It’s just that all of that was hypothetical. Now, as he hovers in the kitchen window, watching Laszlo attend to his garden, the knowledge that one of these other vampires is currently wrestling with pruning shears and a topiary of his mother’s vagina some thirty feet away from him is a little overwhelming.

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    29 Nov 2021

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    “We’ll just commit to the buddy system,” Nile says.

    “Buddy system?” Booker asks, eyebrows raised.

     

    OR: Nile goes clubbing, gets lost in Ireland, learns to swing dance, dies in Portugal, and falls in love. Mostly in that order.

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    25 Nov 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Okay.” Quỳnh sat back, arms crossed, eyebrows raised. “I’ll make you both a bet.”

    Nile and Nicky exchanged a glance.

    “Let’s hear it,” Nile said.

    “You go out with these guys, have a real date or two, and I bet you can’t get rid of them in a month even if you tried.”

     
    (Yes, it's a How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days AU.)
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    25 Nov 2021

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    Post-Merrick, The Old Guard goes to college, is domestic, deals with some loose ends, and everyone gets a happy ending.

    “I know you’re all as old as dirt, but I’m only 25,” Nile says. “I want to go out.”

    “Pardon,” Joe says. “Andy is the only one who is as old as dirt.”

    “Thank you, Joe,” Andy says.

    “I, on the other hand,” Joe continues, “am as old as… a Bristlecone Pine. Or perhaps a well-preserved and striking Obelisk from the Axum empire, stolen by Mussolini's fascist soldiers in the 1930s, and finally repatriated to Ethiopia in 2002.”

    “That’s weirdly specific,” Nile says.

    “You should major in archeology this time, my love,” Nicky says.

    “Mm.” Joe presses an absent kiss to Nicky’s temple. “There’s a thought. And I’m sure you aren’t suggesting it just because you want me to dress like that Indiana Jones.”

    “Of course not. Though I would not object,” Nicky says serenely.

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    25 Nov 2021