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    a band!AU, ft: Ned as frontman, MJ as bassist, and Peter (+ others) as drummer

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  4. Summary

    five + one’s, and variants thereof

    didn’t want to put em in a collection so here ya go

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  5. Summary

    The adventures of the Spidey-Squad, ft. a love story, some supervillains, and everyone’s favourite Disney princess.

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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    “Have you shown her the radar?” Peter asks.

    Ned shakes his head.

    “Ned, you have to show her the radar!”

    “I don’t care about the radar,” MJ says.

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    24 Dec 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    uwu face x100000000

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    In which Marisol is confused about her own feelings and has an intense desire to be right, so she launches a whole ass research project in response to some kindergarten teasing.

    (Or, in which Marisol is extra, Grace is pure, Walt, Lorenzo, and Rita are learning to be happy, Rakeem isn't as bad at the feelings game as he thought he was, Mikey is just trying his best, and Gabe has to put up with all of this bullshit in his classroom at once.)

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    14 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    There's Tyrone, and there's the rest of the world.

    For Tandy, that's the only distinction that matters.

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    07 Oct 2019

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  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    Alternatively titled: The Master Plan for the budgeting, planning, and building of the world's greatest park, with a team of the greatest people in the greatest government in the greatest city in the world

    A written proposal by Deputy Director of Parks and Recreation, Peter Parker

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    04 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Having a crush on Peter Parker is, objectively, a good experience.

    But dating Peter Parker? Entirely too good.

    (alternatively: peter runs out of good date ideas so mj makes him promise to never take her on a 'good' date ever again)

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    23 Jul 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i am retiring from writing fic because this exists and nothing else needs to