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  1. Public Bookmark 91

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    If Patrick's dreaming, one thing's for sure--he never wants to wake up.

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    14 Jan 2021

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    Jonny's standard canned press response is that he loves Kaner like a sister...which is perfectly true, if you’re talking like on Game of Thrones.

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    07 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Jonny is a control freak, but sometimes he lets Patrick take control.

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    05 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 54

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    “It’s got to be anal, huh?” Jonny says, taking a step closer to Kaner. 

    “...Yes,” Kaner says cautiously, not moving back but carefully watching Jonny like he’s a rabid, wild animal. 

    “And if you get it, you go back to scoring. Everything will be kum-ba-fucking-ya. Ass is the solution,” Jonny asks calmly, but it’s really more of a statement. 

    “Yes?” Kaner repeats, brows steadily creeping towards his hairline. 

    “Then fine, you stupid, deluded motherfucker,” Jonny says viciously. “Fuck. My. Ass.”

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    24 Dec 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Who died and made you King of the Dick Pic?” Kaner says indignantly, heat rising in his voice. “I was blessed with a huge fucking dick, bud, and the pic shows it—what else is there?”

    Jonny sighs. “Angles. Lighting. Artistry. You could have the fucking Sistine Chapel of dicks and still blow your chances by taking a shitty dick pic. Which yours was.”

    (After Kaner accidentally sexts Jonny, he takes it upon himself to teach Kaner the art of taking a good dick pic. It goes about as well as you'd think.)

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    12 Dec 2020