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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    After Zhao Yunlan plays a prank on Shen Wei that leads to an awkward and embarrassing moment, Shen Wei plots his revenge.

    Or, the one where Shen Wei learns the difference between noods and nudes, and weaponizes that information to his advantage.

    Written as a follow-up to missjudge's amazing "Send noods"

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    11 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    Zhao Yunlan enjoyed reading personal ads in newspapers. They made him feel slightly better about his own disaster of a life. But this one was extreme, even by personal ad standards.

    "Greetings. I am not looking for any kind of relationship. I am simply in need of someone willing to pretend to be my boyfriend at a workplace celebration to stop co-workers from enquiring about my lack of personal life. It would be convenient if you were a police officer or detective, as I might have eluded to being engaged in a relationship with someone like that. Pay will be generous. Please call for further details."

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    11 Apr 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    “I loved Kunlun’s long hair,” Shen Wei said with a fond expression. “I touched it so much that one day, he taught me how to braid it.”
    “Huh,” said Zhao Yunlan. “Did he, now?”
    OR
    Zhao Yunlan discovers the merits of having long hair.

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    11 Apr 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Shen Wei gets a phone and realises having a photo of his husband as a lockscreen might not be a good idea.

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    11 Apr 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Shen Wei loses the ability to lie. It goes about as well as you'd expect

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    11 Apr 2021

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