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"I, personally, think it’s going to be fine.”
“You do?” asked Lance, pitifully hopeful.
“He looks at you like you’re the fucking sun, it’s honestly a little bit embarrassing when I’m in the same room.”
"Shut up."
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- Part 2 of two hundred degrees
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“I mean, Keith's entire face was covered in glitter so I say we just leave them to it.”
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- Part 1 of two hundred degrees
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Todd Brotzman and His Entirely Ridiculous Third Year by dirrrk
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
19 Aug 2018
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Todd arrives for his third year at Hogwarts. Amanda arrives for her first. The affectionately, and reluctantly, named “Gryffindor Squad”, comprised of Farah Black, Tina Teventino, Sherlock Hobbs and Todd Brotzman himself, mean to make their mark on Hogwarts. That's a lie, they mostly just want to pass their classes and not get expelled, but that's not how good stories work.
Dirk Gently is entirely the strangest boy he's ever met, but Todd's strangely okay with this. Todd is very punk rock and doesn't have feelings for cute Hufflepuffs. This is another lie.
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Probably a Good Thing by dirrrk
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
25 Dec 2017
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Dirk meets Todd's family. It's fine. Kind of.
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Todd Brotzman: a self-pitying, struggling little cinnamon roll of a university student. Dirk Gently: the new dorm room neighbour who is little too eager to be his friend for Todd to feel completely comfortable with.
There's something weird about Dirk though, something that's not quite normal, and Todd doesn't really care, except that he does. Enough to let Dirk slowly worm his way into Todd's life with his sugary teas and astounding ignorance of classic films.
Amanda is cool, Farah is badass.
Everything will be fine. Probably.
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Back to the Wall by SirCumference for noussommeslessquelettes
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
22 Nov 2019
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Look, Lance is fine, okay? He’s doing great, actually. He’s starting to climb again, he's got amazing friends that love him, his bladder is super healthy right now, and he's finally sworn off dating! Which was a great idea, really. Best idea ever.
It’s just too bad he meets Keith. Dude's gonna throw all his plans out of whack.
OR a climbing gym AU where Keith is a lonely bike mechanic with a cute dog, and Lance is a grad student with a chronic illness. They reconnect after a past hook up and things sort of spiral from there.
PSA: reuploaded!
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Bookmarked by dirrrk
28 Mar 2018
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I Can't Tell One From the Other (Did I Find You Or You Find Me) by Lavellington
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
04 Jun 2017
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"I can't possibly meet your parents on Sunday, Todd! It's too soon! I haven't done any preparatory research!"
"Yeah," Todd says, "we all know you're Mister Preparatory Research."
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Todd's still trying to Fix Things with his family, and he's not sure if introducing them to Dirk Gently counts as progress in that department.
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- Part 4 of I Always End Up Where I Need to Be
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11 Dec 2017
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Tall Clear Letters by unintentionallyangsty
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
22 Jul 2017
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It becomes overwhelmingly apparent, in an underwhelmingly short amount of time, that there are a number of things about Todd Brotzman that Dirk finds himself somewhat… fascinated by.
...however, there's one “Todd Related Phenomenon” that continues to hold his attention and pique his interest, above almost all others.
This happens to be the curious case of Todd’s (various) blushes.
(or; Dirk's fascination with Todd's various blushes quickly develops into an obsession as he categorizes each reaction with meticulous specification. 5 times Dirk watches Todd blush, (+1 time Todd does the same)- Language:
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02 Dec 2017
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Viktor Nikiforov wakes up in a cold sweat.
Or, the one where they finally, finally talk it out.
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31 Mar 2017