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    Soul mates are like adventures, Bilbo had often consoled himself. Nasty, disturbing, uncomfortable things that made you late for dinner. It was no great hardship that he had never met his, even if he couldn't tell which of his petunias were blue and which were purple.

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    21 Oct 2019

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    In which the Company are entirely too nosy about matters that are supposed to be a secret, and Bilbo learns that being concerned about propriety is overrated when you could be making friends instead.

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    21 Oct 2019

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    In which stuff happens (as it is wont to do), Posner falls for a succession of Dakins, and Scripps finally figures things out.

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    16 Oct 2019

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    "Right," Dakin said. "It's time we finally relieved you of the terrible burden of your virginity."

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    16 Oct 2019

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    Bilbo Baggins isn't sure about this. Not one bit.

    Frodo is definitely too young to enter into an arranged marriage with a dwarven king called Thorin Oakenshield. It's a good thing that Bilbo is there to chaperone him through their courtship.

    After all, there's no chance that a fussy hobbit bachelor would ever catch the eye of a king.

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    15 Oct 2019