didus_ineptus



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    Captain Dwalin - a privateer for the Crown - is in love with beautiful, sweet, innocent Lady Norine.

    His main rival (whom he is most definitely not in lust with) is the cockiest little man he ever met - Captain Vulpes, a pirate with a fast mongrel of a ship and a bad habit of stealing his targets out from under his nose.

    ...it's going to take him a while to realize they're the same genderfluid person.

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    19 Sep 2020

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    He wishes there was a way to come back to this exact moment as many times as he wanted, because there isn't anything he wouldn't give to see Nori all wide eyed and speechless over a bug with a light up arse landing on his nose.

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    13 Sep 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Dwalin didn't intend on making a rival when he rolled into town, but he did.

    Nori didn't intend on fooling Dwalin, but it still happened.

    Now, what to do when they realize it?

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    27 Aug 2020

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    For a prompt.

    The holidays are fast approaching, and Thorin's been dreading them, now that it's just him and his nephews. Harder still given that Fili still barely speaks and hasn't really since Dis died.

    So when Kili drags them into the bookstore to look for children's literature author Mr. Baggins' new book, and they find the author himself reading his latest, Thorin isn't expecting anything beyond maybe making his nephews a little happier.

    He certainly isn't expecting to find something for himself but he may have done just that.

    One-shot.

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    24 Aug 2020

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    Once upon a time, there lived an unhappy young woman named Parkerella...

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    05 Aug 2020