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    Uploading my vids (finally). I'll keep adding to them as I go.

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    What am I doing? he wondered. The answer came back at once: 
    Flirting.

    He sank deeper into the pillows, let the mist and blur of the wine settle around him, let it shore up his nerves and dim the warning signals that flashed dully in the back of his mind. He let the rest of the disappointment about Lucy and his strange accommodations and about the weekend as a whole fade into obscurity. He let the vital, missing piece snap into place as surely and as cleanly as if it had always been there.

    He was flirting with Sherlock Holmes.

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    07 Nov 2019

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    John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan that will resolve the issue. The results will determine who wins the prize. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences.

     

    BOOKS: I made downloadable epub and mobi (kindle) files for this story with nicer formatting, a new cover, and the illustrations embedded. If you want this on your device, please download them here:
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    04 Sep 2019

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    “I had,” he said, “come to an entirely erroneous conclusion, my dear Watson, how dangerous it always is to reason from insufficient data.”

    -- Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Speckled Band

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    24 Aug 2019

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    "If Sherlock's brain is a hard drive, then these attacks are an electro-magnetic pulse." Sherlock Holmes does not do anything by half, not even a migraine. It falls to John to witness one of the greatest minds he has ever known tear itself apart, and he must do his best to help Sherlock pick up the pieces.

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    12 Jun 2019

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    When Greg Lestrade met Mycroft Holmes for the first time he wasn't quite sure what to make of him. But nine years down the line, he could never have dreamed that this was where they were going to end up.

    AKA: A slow-burn Mystrade, starting in 2005 and covering all three seasons of Sherlock.

    As of 19/04/2016, I am going through this fic and reformatting it, so if you find some inconsistencies in formatting, that's why. I'm also trying to remove the typos and the unnecessary words and clunky phrases. It's a long story and it'll be a long process, so your patience is very much appreciated.

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    12 Jun 2019

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    Epic Chaos!Fic from Lestrade’s POV of their entire acquaintance—from 5 yrs pre-pilot to end of S3. (no sh/j, follows series canon)

    Always amazing what a POV shift can do to a story.

    [Notes at end re: possible sequels—ETA: dear gods, sequel is Mycroft POV and even longer!]