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    It’s a ridiculous romance, involving an intentionally anachronistic Romulan starship pirate’s crush on the half-Vulcan astro-temporal physicist he’s never met, and how a Vulcan raised without the culture of her homeworld takes advantage of our starship pirate to exact her revenge on the astro-temporal physicist’s father. Also, the entire engineering crew is Orions, and they’re great.

    But, mostly, it’s porn. Trashy romance novel porn with mind-melds. And a whole, whole lot of alien peen. And like a third of the dialogue is in Vulcan (with mouseover translations that don’t work on mobile, sorry).

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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Subtitled: The Courtship of Elder Maxson; in which our steel puppet becomes a real boy.

    This story inspired by askelderarthurmaxson on Tumblr! Thank you for planting the seed of indignation at what Bethesda did to this wonderful character! Hopefully I'll succeed in making him a little more three-dimensional...and if not, then there's always the smut. ;)

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    30 Jan 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Paladin Danse finds himself in several different situations with the men in his life; some are sweet, some are sexy.

    A Danse and the Men of Fallout anthology, read in short chapters. Spoilers ahead.

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    14 Jan 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Danse fucks his way around the Commonwealth

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Arthur needs an appropriate wife, and the best option is an arrangement with the vault-dweller he has never met. They draw up an agreement for a marriage of convenience, one that will give him the proper, healthy, fertile wife he needs and her the peaceful alliance between the two factions. The day before they meet for the first time, he decides to go for one last night of fun in Goodneighbor. What he finds is a vulgar woman who is none of the things he needs in a wife, but all the things he wants in a one-night-stand.

    He never expects to see her again, but life doesn't always go the way we want it to. . .

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    24 Nov 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    The alliance between the Commonwealth Minutemen and the Brotherhood of Steel was supposed to make saving the world easier.

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    20 Nov 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    It's not something he planned; it's not something he ever plans, seeing Walt. -- Set during the episode "End Times" (4x12).

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    09 Sep 2018

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