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    The Weeping Angels, Eggsy reads on the stolen Torchwood intel. Aliens that pose as statues, and kill their victims by sending them back in time and feeding off their years not lived in the present. The politest psychopaths in the universe, a note reads, scrawled in what looks like a doctor’s chicken scratch on the edge of the page by someone who clearly had a perverse sense of humour. A one way trip, the report concludes; you get transported by the angels, and it’s the slow road back to the present for you.

    Eggsy lays his head back on the wall, takes stock of his situation. He’s lost 30 years - three years more than his entire lifespan up ’til now - in the blink of an eye, and now he’s stuck here, in 1988. Three years before he’s even born. Arthur, the prick, is sure to be heading up the Kingsmen, and Merlin, if he’s even there would be…20, maybe. Fuck, so fucking young.

    Shite, even Harry’d only be…

    Alive, Eggsy thinks, and finds himself sitting down hard from where his knees can’t hold him. This is 1988, and Harry’s 23, and alive.

    Suddenly, being stuck in 1988 doesn’t seem so bad.

    Or, the one where love means changing the future. Harry/Eggsy, Time Travel Fix-It.

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    13 Oct 2019

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    “I am entirely capable,” Harry proclaims cuttingly to Merlin, puffed up like a prissy cat. And Merlin throws his arms skyward like he’s just begging for lightning to strike ‘im where he stands and asks, with scathing exasperation, "Of what, waddling up to someone and ruthlessly bumping into them?”

    And Eggsy one hundred percent doesn’t snicker, and he’s got the bloody inner cheek to prove it, ‘cause Eggsy’s a fuckin’ gentleman.

    Instead Eggsy takes in the sight of ‘is pregnant mate, huge as a fuckin’ planet and still the most bloody gorgeous man he’s ever seen. And then takes in ‘is face, and he wonders how much ice cream he’s gonna need to buy to get them all through the four weeks of bed rest Merlin just ordered.

    And then Harry’s upper lip looks like it might fuckin’ quiver, and Eggsy contemplates just buyin’ stock in Ben and Jerry’s.

    Or, the pregnant omega!Harry A/B/O that tumblr wanted, because they are enablers. Eggsy/Harry, A/B/O AU, Fix-It.

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    13 Oct 2019

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    “If I let you out of that circle,” Ryan says, slowly. “Are you going to eat me?”

    Shane gives him a sharp smile and before he can think better of it, retorts, “Only if you ask very nicely.”

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    09 Oct 2019

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    The registrar turned to Aziraphale’s papers and Aziraphale covered his face with his hands, knowing exactly what was coming. “Um,” the registrar said quietly, squinting at his birth certificate. She glanced up. “Is this a joke?”

    Crowley gave him an incredibly suspicious look. “What’s it say on there, angel?” he asked.

    “Anthony Zanthony Fell,” Ms. Harrison told him dryly.

    Crowley’s eyes went wide behind his sunglasses. “What?!”

    “Listen, my dear, you must believe me,” Aziraphale said quickly, his face burning. “When I picked it out, I hadn’t talked to you in three decades! I had no way of knowing— and besides, I thought it had quite a nice ring to it, and it fit perfectly with my bookshop’s name, and anyway St. Anthony was a lovely man—"

     

    [The truth comes out when Aziraphale and Crowley decide to get married. Based on this!]

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    07 Oct 2019

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    Harry uses "Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches" to try to charm Ron.

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    06 Oct 2019