dementedmunster

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  1. Rec 63

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    “I was just looking at the books,” he said, and Yusuf huffed. But later that night, Yusuf looked at him long and hard, like he was trying to puzzle something out.

    “What?” he said, tearing a piece of bread off a loaf and stuffing it in his mouth so as not to get lost in Yusuf’s eyes, which he found highly distracting.

    “I didn’t know you could read,” Yusuf said.

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    Or, a brief history of Joe, Nicky, and the printed word.

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  2. Rec 56

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    Booker stumbles into the kitchen at five forty-five. There are many things he likes about the modern era. The internet. Vaccines. Indoor plumbing. Jetlag still gets him every fucking time, though.

    He’s almost convinced he’s still dreaming when Nicky walks in. More specifically, he’s almost entirely certain he’s having an incredibly embarrassing fully-fledged wet dream when Nicky walks in, wearing nothing but an unbuttoned shirt that almost certainly belongs to Joe and a pair of lacy, sea-green women’s panties.

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    26 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 77

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    Iris and Leonard go to unspeakable lengths to stay alive. Barry gets caught in the fallout, and it's a beautiful disaster.

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  4. Rec 60

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    Too late, Booker realizes he‘s shown his hand. It’s not purposeful, he just can’t help the way his eyes go entirely too soft, watching Joe chat with the waitress who had just dropped every single one of their drinks. He’s telling her about his ill-fated job at a bar in their second year of university, making her laugh through her tears and helping her mop up the mess of spilled beer.

    Booker’s just about to get up and help them, he is, but he’s taking a single moment to wallow in how kind Joe’s smile is. He also apparently remembers Joe’s time as a bartender very, very differently, than Joe. Joe is currently describing himself as a naïve, hapless twenty-year-old who could never remember drink orders and broke more than a few glasses trying to be smooth. Booker does not recall it like that at all. He forces himself up at last, grabs a stack of napkins off the empty table next to them and goes to help, but he’s a split second too late.

    Nicky’s coming back from the restroom with a pile of paper towels in his hands, and he’s staring straight at Booker.

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    12 Nov 2020

  5. Rec 75

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    The al-Kaysani Papers, a collection of hand-written poetry in mostly Classical Arabic and drawings associated with the same person, but carbon-dating to at least five different centuries, were first discovered after a cave collapse after an. . .

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    Academics’ Hot Takes on who REALLY wrote the al-Kaysani poems.

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    16 Oct 2020