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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    There was only one thing worse in Jaime’s mind than King’s Landing court politics, which he at least was usually able to ignore and let Cersei handle, and that was Lannister family politics, which he always ended up directly in the gods-damned middle of.

    Having escaped Stark custody, Jaime returns to King's Landing during the Battle of the Blackwater—thus solving some of his family's problems while also creating several new ones.
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    07 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 59

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    Brienne hogties Jaime and Cersei and takes them to Tarth. Then a lot of weird sex happens.

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    21 Jul 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Yet another fic growing off that line, "I fucked Jaime on the morning of my wedding."

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    24 Jun 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    Cersei doesn't sleep well, in that house—it's the bed which is smaller than she's used to, the company of her brother that is a constant in a new and different way that it's never been able to be before, their new names that sit ill and twisted and wrong on her tongue, the city that is not King's Landing, the home that is not her home.

    Or: the Lannister twins escape to Pentos, and live happily ever after. Sort of.

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    24 May 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    "By the time Jaime makes it near the edge of the crowd, the Queen is already halfway through her speech."

    (Or, Jaime returns to King's Landing for negotiations and finds exactly what he's hoping for instead).

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    03 May 2019