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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    You picked me up and took me home//You scrubbed away the bloodstain on the carpet//I am petrified of changing//You can’t tell a loser how to win a battle (Factories - Autoheart)

    Xue Yang runs.

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    05 Mar 2021

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  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    “Think about it carefully, alright? Will you pay me or not?”
    Xiao Xingchen looked at the man in front of him and… well. He had to ask himself how he had ended in such an interesting situation.
    He was naked, sitting on a bed in a hotel with a slightly less naked young man in front of him (he was only wearing boxers, but only because he had already begun dressing himself).

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    Xiao Xingchen accidentally ends up having sex with a sex worker. The initial confusion leads to the kind of friendship he never thought he would have: one with benefits.
    But with time he and Chengmei share more and more parts of their lives, so in the end, is this what any of them really want? Or can they have more?

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    05 Mar 2021

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  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    “Oh, you must be Mobei Jun! I’ve heard a lot about you.”

    “I can’t say the same,” Mobei Jun replied, blunt as ever. His eyes were deep blue shards of ice, frosty enough to make the bravest of men shiver.

    To Ethan’s credit, his smile didn’t falter. “Awe, I hope to change that really soon! Shang Qinghua is such an adorable guy; I’d love to be someone he wants to talk about.”

    Mobei Jun stared down at Ethan with clear disinterest. “I’m going to need a picture of your ID, the address of where you are going, and what make and model vehicle you will be using. Qinghua is to be home no later than midnight and if he returns home in a condition other than what he left in, I know people that can make you disappear and no one will ever find you. Am I understood?”

    Ethan’s smile dropped and he turned several shades paler as he shakily pulled out his wallet and ID. Shang Qinghua laughed, attempting to ease the tension. 

    “He’s joking. My mans really loves his jokes.. Right, Mobei Jun?” Shang Qinghua addressed his best friend.

    “I’m not joking,” Mobei Jun responded, handing Ethan back his ID after taking a picture. “Have a nice time.”

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    04 Mar 2021

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  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    Wei Wuxian learns three very important things on the night of his twenty-seventh birthday.

    One, that Lan Wangji is ridiculously funny, which Wei Wuxian had known before but what Wei Wuxain hadn’t expected was Lan Wangji to be funny at his brother’s expense.

    Two, that Wei Wuxian had finally gone mad, absolutely mental at the ripe age of twenty seven because nothing else would explain the third thing he had learnt.

    Third, and the most unbelievable of the lot, that Lan Wangji wants to fuck him.

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    02 Mar 2021

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  5. Public Bookmark *

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    On his 30th birthday, Wei Wuxian finds himself in a crowded elevator next to Lan Zhan, and soon he realizes two things:

    1. that there seems to be some truth to that ridiculous urban legend about 30-year-old virgins being able to hear the thoughts of other people as soon as they touch.

    2. that Lan Zhan works out, AND that he thinks that Wei Wuxian smells good and has an adorable bed-head.

    And no, Wei Wuxian has no idea what to do with this information.

    (a.k.a. Cherry Magic AU where Adachi is Wei Ying who’s been in a coma and therefore didn’t have the opportunity to date in his 20s and Kurosawa is a slightly more stoic Lan Zhan who has somewhat less PG-13 fantasies but otherwise is pretty much the same.)

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