dazedwriter

Patrick with arm around David in the episode Merry Christmas Johnny Rose



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  1. Schitt's Creek (43)

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  2. Summary

    We are a bunch of thirsty writers who fell into a spiral of lust thinking about David and/or Patrick noticing the other's dick print in their grey sweatpants. And after much chaos and flailing, this is the end result.

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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    David and Patrick have some alone time at the Motel, but no sex allowed as Moira and Johnny are next door. Patrick has received a Private Delivery to Rays and uses the thought of it to tease David.

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    30 Mar 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    “David, you’re like engaged! You’re getting married!” She twisted his hand to get a better look at his rings. “Are these 24 karat? Did you know Button was going to propose? Did he, like, get down on one knee all cute and sincere? David, did you ugly cry? You cried didn’t you! Oh my god, David! Are you all puffy eyed in your engagement photos?”

    Or, Alexis asks for details of the proposal

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    12 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    My truth is that I’m damaged goods and this has really messed things up for me.

     

     


    Patrick can’t stop hearing the pain in David’s voice and seeing the hurt on his face when he’d said those words to him. He hates that he was the cause of that pain, when he’d sworn to himself that he wouldn’t become one of David’s sad stories, one of his reasons for keeping his walls so high.

     
    Or, what Patrick did, after the barbecue.

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    27 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Here we go again!

    I have no idea how long this one will be, but you know I'll keep writing until it's done.

    I wanted to do a fake dating AU, and this seemed like the perfect series to do it in.

    Hope you all like it!

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    07 Sep 2020

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    I guess I'm not done with this series idea. Get ready for a bunch of slightly awkward meet cutes.

    This one is nothing but fluff. Sexy, fluff. No angst here, folks. Just an old fashioned love story.

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    16 Aug 2020

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