dazedwriter
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- Schitt's Creek (43)
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Sometimes sex isn't terribly well, sexy.
Snippets of times David and Patricks sex life hasn't been perfect.
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"Pick porn with women, I don't mind."
"Really?" David replied, hesitant.
"Yep." Patrick said, finally sitting back as David grabbed the laptop. "Anything. I just want to see you get off."
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David and Patrick watch hetero porn
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In every image of David he had ever pictured, he was cut. It wasn't like it was a conscious decision. It's just how he pictured it. Until he pulled Davids pants down and found the opposite.
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"Well I guess we have no more use for these." Patrick said, picking up the half used condom box.
"I wouldn't be so sure about that." David said. "You never know when we may need them again."
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5 times David and Patrick had use for a condom after they stopped using condoms and one time they didn't use one
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Patrick was tired. Very tired. It had been a long time since he and David had spent all day having sex like this. Despite that, he was still ready for more.
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- Part 5 of Little Blue Pill
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My Eyes Are Up Here by Amanita_Fierce, blackandwhiteandrose, dazedwriter, DelilahMcMuffin, EggplantSalad, Elswherefumbling, High-Seas-Swan (FangLang), Lisamc21, midnightstreet, Pants (Smarty_Pants), reginahalliwell, schittposting, smallumbrella
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
28 Mar 2021
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We are a bunch of thirsty writers who fell into a spiral of lust thinking about David and/or Patrick noticing the other's dick print in their grey sweatpants. And after much chaos and flailing, this is the end result.
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David and Patrick have some alone time at the Motel, but no sex allowed as Moira and Johnny are next door. Patrick has received a Private Delivery to Rays and uses the thought of it to tease David.
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30 Mar 2021
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“David, you’re like engaged! You’re getting married!” She twisted his hand to get a better look at his rings. “Are these 24 karat? Did you know Button was going to propose? Did he, like, get down on one knee all cute and sincere? David, did you ugly cry? You cried didn’t you! Oh my god, David! Are you all puffy eyed in your engagement photos?”
Or, Alexis asks for details of the proposal
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- Part 3 of The Moments in Between
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12 Mar 2021
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My truth is that I’m damaged goods and this has really messed things up for me.
Patrick can’t stop hearing the pain in David’s voice and seeing the hurt on his face when he’d said those words to him. He hates that he was the cause of that pain, when he’d sworn to himself that he wouldn’t become one of David’s sad stories, one of his reasons for keeping his walls so high.
Or, what Patrick did, after the barbecue.Bookmarked by dazedwriter
27 Feb 2021
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Here we go again!
I have no idea how long this one will be, but you know I'll keep writing until it's done.
I wanted to do a fake dating AU, and this seemed like the perfect series to do it in.
Hope you all like it!
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Bookmarked by dazedwriter
07 Sep 2020
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I guess I'm not done with this series idea. Get ready for a bunch of slightly awkward meet cutes.
This one is nothing but fluff. Sexy, fluff. No angst here, folks. Just an old fashioned love story.
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Bookmarked by dazedwriter
16 Aug 2020