dazedwriter



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  1. Summary

    We are a bunch of thirsty writers who fell into a spiral of lust thinking about David and/or Patrick noticing the other's dick print in their grey sweatpants. And after much chaos and flailing, this is the end result.

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    David and Patrick have some alone time at the Motel, but no sex allowed as Moira and Johnny are next door. Patrick has received a Private Delivery to Rays and uses the thought of it to tease David.

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    30 Mar 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    “David, you’re like engaged! You’re getting married!” She twisted his hand to get a better look at his rings. “Are these 24 karat? Did you know Button was going to propose? Did he, like, get down on one knee all cute and sincere? David, did you ugly cry? You cried didn’t you! Oh my god, David! Are you all puffy eyed in your engagement photos?”

    Or, Alexis asks for details of the proposal

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    12 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    My truth is that I’m damaged goods and this has really messed things up for me.

     

     


    Patrick can’t stop hearing the pain in David’s voice and seeing the hurt on his face when he’d said those words to him. He hates that he was the cause of that pain, when he’d sworn to himself that he wouldn’t become one of David’s sad stories, one of his reasons for keeping his walls so high.

     
    Or, what Patrick did, after the barbecue.

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    27 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    Patrick Brewer is still coming to terms with his newly discovered sexuality, and is trying to work up the courage to do something about it.
    He spots a beautiful man at the bar but can't quite bring himself to act on it just yet.

    So he calls a phone sex hotline to help build his courage, but when a smooth voiced man he finds so intriguing picks up the phone, how far will he go?
    And what about the man at the bar, will he ever be able to find the strength to talk to him?

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    12 Feb 2021

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Here we go again!

    I have no idea how long this one will be, but you know I'll keep writing until it's done.

    I wanted to do a fake dating AU, and this seemed like the perfect series to do it in.

    Hope you all like it!

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    07 Sep 2020