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    “I’d just make him uncomfortable!” Denki groaned and shoved his head into his pillow. “And then he’d stop being friends with me and we’d never get to do anything together anymore! Is he even into guys, anyway? Is he even into people, or does he only like people with bird mutations? Jirou,” Denki gasped, coming to an instant realization, “he’s got a bird head! I’ll never get to kiss him, ever!”
    Jirou’s smirk turned to a worried grimace. “I think you might still be concussed, Denks.”

    Written for Kaminarifest 2020! Prompt: First Crush

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    23 Sep 2022

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    WHAP!

    The slap on his arm was followed by a giggle, and Katsuki shoved the person away. “The fuck is wrong with you?”

    Teniki Michi laughed as he stumbled backward, arms crossed over his gut. He was a tall, lanky man with short black hair and brilliant green eyes. His quirk was pretty unusual: He could swap people’s genders temporarily. The swap usually resulted in the affected person’s quirk changing slightly, too, which made it harder for villains to escape, since they didn’t have time to adjust to the changes.

    “S-sorry, boss! I had to, though! Chargebolt dared me!”

    “He fucking what?” he snarled.

    “Dared me to change the gender of the first person who walked in!”

    Katsuki was about two seconds from blowing the idiot up when his words sank in and he realized he was shorter than he used to be. He lifted his hand. The fingers were slim and feminine, still covered in callouses and a little knotted from the hard work he’d put into training, but they were smaller than usual.

    He was smaller than usual.

    He was a goddamn girl!

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    25 Aug 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    Izuku peers up at the blond in his space. Hesitantly, as if unsure whether this is all a high fever dream, he reaches out a trembling hand to cup Katsuki’s face.

    Reading the motion carefully for what it is, Katsuki pushes his cheek into Izuku’s hand without a second thought. He smiles. “C’mon, hotshot. Get me high.”

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    23 Aug 2022

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    ' "I mean it’s like a crime that one of the hottest guys in school hasn’t ever hooked up with anyone.”

    Iida opened his mouth to respond but found himself rather dumbstruck, “You think I’m one of the hottest guys in school?”

    Kaminari looked straight past him to address Sero, a weary look on his face, “It’s like he hasn’t even been listening to this entire conversation.” '

    A story in which Sero and Kaminari learn that their class president has smoked weed before but has never gotten a blow job. They intend to remedy that situation.

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    21 Aug 2022

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    based off my own tweet because i'm the only one in this damn house that does anything:

    "sero smoking w iida for the first time and it turns out iida knows exactly what he’s doing and sero falls in love immediately"

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    21 Aug 2022