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    A series of Season 4 canon-divergent AUs, in which David and Patrick say "I love you" for the first time in different episodes.

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    from: trent.crimm@theindependent.co.uk
    to: lassoteed@yahoo.com
    subject: Re: what the heck spell check

    Coach Lasso,

    I can assure you that my transfer has nothing to do with your club's relegation, nor is there anything that Richmond has done in error. Rather, I have spoken with my editors and we’ve agreed that this is the most appropriate course of action.

    I wish you all the best in the season.
     
    -Trent Crimm
    +44 3032 723956
    trent.crimm@theindependent.co.uk
    The Independent
    Northcliffe House
    2 Derry St
    London
    W8 5TT
    UK


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    29 Aug 2021

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    It's not a hammam spa, but Stevie's had a sauna installed at the motel, and David's going to use it before it opens to the public. Except there's already someone there, and it's his business partner.

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    05 Jan 2021

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    Usually, David will take any excuse to put himself in Patrick’s space. This time, though, he stays where he is, though he does stop whatever he’s doing with the crab cakes. “So, your mom said something interesting to me earlier.” His voice is painfully neutral and with his back still turned, Patrick doesn’t have an expression to read.

    Or, what if more than one bombshell was dropped the day of Patrick's birthday — one they couldn't come back from?

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    08 Dec 2020

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    “Ugh!” David shouts, trying to figure out how to explain how utterly maddening this man was. “Yes, he was polite, I guess, but the way he said it was like—" he lets out a noise of frustration “—you know that fucking emoji of the moon?”

    “The one with that condescending smile that looks like it probably just did a really bad fart and is proud of it?”

    “Yes!” David points so forcefully at Stevie that he almost falls off the couch. “He may have said polite words but his expression was pure stinky-fart-moon-face!”

    Stevie makes a noise of disgust. “I hate that fucking emoji.”


    David meets Patrick Brewer, a glassblower, at the Elmington Craft Fair and loves his work, but wishes it didn’t come attached to someone so condescending. Not that it matters, because apparently Patrick has no interest in becoming part of the Rose Apothecary brand. It wouldn’t be nearly so annoying if Patrick’s best friend wasn’t about to be David’s newest vendor.

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    27 Nov 2020

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    "Oh, thank god.” David tips his drink back and Patrick is almost too distracted by the bob of his adam’s apple to register the blow. “No offense, but you’re not my type.”

    Patrick blinks. “That’s...something you just said. Wow, okay.”

    Or, David and Patrick meet on a blind date.

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    14 Nov 2020

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