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    Aziraphale gets a new computer...and lands in some very hot water.

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  1. Rec 29

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    What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.

    The resulting Airbnb property in Mayfair has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."

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    08 Dec 2019

  2. Rec 1

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    Don't believe everything you read on the Internet—unless, of course, you're an angel with reality-warping powers.

    (Which is to say, it turns out there really are hot single MILFs in Aziraphale's area. And they do want to meet.)

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    02 Nov 2019

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    In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)

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    22 Sep 2019

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    "Aziraphale going missing" would be quite enough drama for Crowley to be getting on with, thanks very much - even without a prophecy that seems to be implying the significance of Feelings, and especially with every gargoyle in London trying to reunite them.

    But when he does find the angel, Aziraphale has lost his memory, his wings, and insists that he is happily married to some kind of investment banker.

    Right. So the first step is to fix all that, somehow, and then - and then - and then everything can go back to normal, like it was before, which is all Crowley wants.

    Right.

    How do we fix this?

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    13 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    “Really Crowley, I can’t very well go and live with a demon until I get the next assignment from Upstairs-”

    “It’s not living together! Look, there’s 36 bloody rooms in the place. You can take one wing and I’ll take the other. We’ll be no more living together than you’re living with those idiots on the fourth floor who don’t tune their piano.”

    Aziraphale gave a shudder at the mention of these unmusical neighbors, then considered. “I have rather wanted to see the Lake District in summertime.”

    He was going to say “This is an obviously silly idea,” or “We both know the Arrangement doesn’t cover holidays at the lake,” or even “I don’t want you to get in trouble.”

    What he actually said was, “I think that would be delightful. When should we make the trip?”

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    13 Sep 2019