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    Aziraphale gets a new computer...and lands in some very hot water.

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  1. Rec 94

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    Things go horribly wrong when it turns out Agnes Nutter's prophecy isn't what Crowley and Aziraphale thought it would be. They were expecting to be destroyed. Instead, Heaven and Hell strip them of their immortality and their memories of each other - but Heaven and Hell don't know that they've switched bodies.

    Now human, Crowley and Aziraphale run into each other on Earth for the first time - again - and again - and again. It doesn't take them long to figure out that there is something very strange going on.

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    20 Jan 2022

  2. Rec 42

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    What if Nandor and Guillermo had sex...and it was excruciatingly awkward afterwards.

    Featuring canon typical gore, mocumentary style narrative, Lazslo's extensive collection of erotic paraphernalia, jokes about Ikea, the dreaded Chore Wheel, musings about the nature of love and pain, and footnotes.

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    11 Nov 2021

  3. Rec 6

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    [Only one known copy exists of the so-called "Is that any way to speak to your mother" Bible. After being transcribed, it is said to have been purchased by a merchant who, upon reading the variable text of the story of the Wedding at Cana, could not contain his outburst and exclaimed aloud.

    The volume was purchased for a sum that would be unthinkable today for such a man to have carried on his person. (Said merchant was described as black-clad, with the hair and visage of a devil, though current thinking attributes such descriptions to superstition.) After the variant bible was purchased, it was never seen again, and some scholars doubt its very existence.]

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    23 Oct 2021

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    This is a fancomic in 15 pages about that night at Crowley's flat.
    It starts out Peter Cetera and ends up Clint Mansell.
    I know Crowley's located in Mayfair but I wanted him to have a fancy skylight so I'm pretending he has some hipster industrial loft instead.
    Posted 5 pages per chapter for ease of loading pages.

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    24 Jul 2021

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    After wrestling with a string of failed dates, a substandard algorithm and a stubborn refusal to accept his fate, Anthony J. Crowley thinks he may have finally found the perfect husband.

    Yeah, alright, Aziraphale Fell—purveyor of rare and antiquated books—isn't exactly what he imagined when Crowley pictured himself getting married, but there's a connection there that can't be denied. Some unspoken thing that tells Crowley he's finally met his match. Now he just has to get married, live happily ever after, and not let his new husband find out that he's only so keen to get hitched because he's in the market for a new cover identity in order to get back to his career as a deadly hitman.

    Aziraphale, naturally, felt the exact same way.


    A Mr & Mrs Smith AU

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    11 Mar 2021