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    "Hello, Julian," Yennefer says coolly. "Listen carefully. We are only having this conversation because it’d make Geralt happy and I'm the best wife in the fucking world. You and I should have sex."

    Jaskier says, "I'm going to need you to elaborate."

    Or: Geralt's biggest fantasy is to watch someone else fuck his wife. What kind of best friend would Jaskier be if he didn't lend a hand?

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    07 Nov 2020

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    Dom Yen. Family dynamics.

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    Walking the Path can be lonely. It's even worse when you hate everything about it. But destiny appears to have other plans for our favourite cantankerous Wolf, whether he likes it or not.

    Perils and Poetry Verse. Before Sonnet X.

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    02 Nov 2020

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    So many feels for the Cat caravan.

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    "Lambert."

    "Geralt." Lambert looks a bit cagey, his feet squaring as more snow swirls in the courtyard. Something moves under his arm.

    "Lambert…" Geralt's eyes narrow to slivers as he focuses on the squirming under Lambert's cloak.

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    27 Oct 2020

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    In Jaskier’s defense, he hadn’t actually believed Geralt would come looking for him eventually, so he figured that telling his mother that the Witcher was the father of the child he was carrying would be a completely harmless lie.
    And then of course Geralt had walked back into his life and things got… complicated.

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    26 Oct 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    Geralt somehow manages to give a tree sentience, and then does the obvious thing and lets that tree fuck him.

    Written for Kinktober Day 2: Ovipositing

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    24 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Magical witcher jizz and tree children