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  1. Summary

    Dimitri collects wildlife.

    (Stories are from unrelated universes.)

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    Lady Rhea led the Church for a long while before she flew off for a nap somewhere – no one knows where – so leadership had fallen to her brother Indech, who thought, “Oh, wouldn’t it be lovely if there were less soldiers and more students!” Every year that he was in charge, there were less soldiers and more students until there were no soldiers at all and the academy within Garreg Mach had taken over the entire place.

    Adventures of the students and staff of GMU, where the dean is a motherfucking dragon, there's a monster living in the fishing pond, and everyone takes snowball fights too damn seriously.

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  3. Summary

    Homestuck/Good Omens fusion and extras.

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  5. Summary

    Fics spawned from comment threads. They're all about our mutual interests, which are as follows:

    - bees
    - crack
    - romantic n-drangles
    - cahoots
    - shenanigans
    - bees

    These are unrelated alternative 'verses. Very, very, unrelated.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    For FE3H kink meme
    For plot reasons, the spirits of Loog and Kyphon somehow manage to inhabit Dimitri and Felix and they immediately take advantage of re-existence in physical bodies to bang for days on end. After it’s all over, dimilix have to deal with the aftermath.

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    10 Jul 2020

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    Then the Alliance delegation shows up, and their offering strolls through the gates of the monastery like he already owns the place.

    A reminder, for those who need it: Cyril is not an idiot. He has good eyes and he uses them.

    An observation, for those who want it: The Golden Deer house leader is Almyran.

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    Cyril knows a lot more than he lets on, Claude is far less covert than he thinks he is, and messing with the guy your parents told you was a possibly-unkillable demon-prince isn’t usually supposed to earn you a lasting friendship but hey… life is already pretty damn weird.

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    27 Jun 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    “Naesala betrayed the guild for 9,000 gold” and other reasons why Tibarn is going to come over and strangle him with his bare hands.

    A Tellius centric MMORPG AU

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    18 Jun 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 57

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    If you told Felix he was going to be someone's first friend, a royal retainer in a foreign country, and grow wildly protective of everyone around him after his older brother died, he would have told you your jokes sucked and to shut up. But for people with monikers like "Ashen Demon", "Blade Breaker", and "Schemer", he's both baffled and happy to say he'd be an angry sack of shit without them in his life.
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    This started as an idea for a tandem character study of Byleth and fix-it of Felix's atrocious writing and then promptly spun out into this monstrosity of an AU

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    09 Jun 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Let me get this straight,” Felix sighed, looking at his two roommates curled up on the couch in the living room of their shared flat. “A girl asked you for a jerk off video.”
    “Yup!” Sylvain confirmed.
    “So you recorded one and sent it to her,” he continued.
    “I helped him,” Dimitri added.
    “But when she received it, she said she wanted a video of you jerking off, not you jerking off Dimitri?!” Felix exclaimed.

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    04 Jun 2020

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