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who gave the big brother a permission to actually be a big brother, is what i'm asking by crimesiscrying
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
25 Nov 2021
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Jason is sitting on his bathroom floor, cursing up a storm and trying to get his hand to stop bleeding. The cracked, white tiles are spotted by bright red, and the tweezers in Jason’s hand are shaking as he tries to pull glass shards out of his skin. It hadn’t even been on purpose, this time.
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Jason is holding up a vague truce with his ex-family and trying to survive both vigilanteing and dealing with ptsd all by himself. He's doing great, too, thank you very much. Unfortunately, his family doesn't get the memo. -
tommyinnit, bane of the entire fucking galaxy by crimesiscrying
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Aug 2021
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Let it be said that Tommy Safe Innit is not an idiot. Stupid? Maybe. Impulsive? Possibly. But an idiot? never.
So. Keep that fact in mind as the scene is laid in front of you because it will be difficult as hell to believe.
He is currently running through a dingy bar in The Pit, trying to avoid getting a bullet through his head as an angry mercenary chases him like there’s a bounty on his head. Knowing Tommy, it’s probable more than it is possible that there is. Tommy doesn’t know that for sure, though, and he is counting on the fact that the mercenary doesn’t know it either, because the fucker is fast and Tommy promised to be back home before midnight.
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or alternatively, the guardians of the galaxy sbi au that nobody asked for but that i will still provide, here you go
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or space crime family sbi make brain go brrrSeries
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tommyinnit and the wonderful world of hybrids and self-deception by crimesiscrying for Marcas
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Jul 2021
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Tommy Innit is a big man. In fact, he is more than that; a huge human male, an enormous dude, if you will. This he has always been, and this he will always be.
Which is why Tommy has decided that the fact that his jaw is suddenly In Pain is nothing more than just some of your good ol’ tooth ache. Even though he was there for both of his brothers’ puberty, and knows the signs of a hybrid presenting their traits. Because Tommy is very much a human male man and nothing more. Nope. Not happening. -
leave the light on the porch on (to lead your way home) by crimesiscrying
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Jun 2021
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Through the frosted glass of the front door window, he could see a light that left a puddle of gold on the hallway floor, illuminating the countless shoes and clothes strewn around. Phil smiled, despite everything. One of his boys had left the light on the porch on.
After that night, it became some sort of a routine; Tommy or Tubbo would turn the porch light on every night when it got dark, and in the morning, Techno would turn it off. After all, how was Wilbur supposed to know there was someone at home waiting for him if the entire house was dark?
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Wilbur runs. His family breaks, a little. They're all trying their best.
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- Part 5 of sbi modern fantasy au fuckers
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tommyinnit and the weird, weird man that is wilbur soot by crimesiscrying
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Jun 2021
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“What the fuck is your deal with anteaters anyway? It’s a cool-looking bastard, innit?”
Tommy felt like he was watching some weird, slow-motion transformation. Wilbur, who had been staring at the living room floor like it killed his parents - is that insensitive? Shit, it probably is, fuck- turned to look at Tommy with a kind of indescribable rage in his eyes. Tommy was actually pretty sure that his eyelid started twitching.
“What is wrong with anteaters you ask? You look me in the eyes and ask, “Oh, Wilbur, what is wrong with anteaters? There’s nothing wrong with anteaters, Wilbur, why would you think that?”" The man was fuming. It was actually pretty funny.
“Well, Tommy, let me tell you what’s wrong with anteaters.”
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or, the day wilbur found his family
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or author wants to post this before summer holidays and therefore ya'll get an overused joke as half of the fic
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- Part 1 of sbi modern fantasy au fuckers
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sbi modern fantasy au fuckers by crimesiscrying
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Jun 2021
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sometimes family is a man with wings and gods-awful fashion taste, his four adoptive sons and his grandson who is also a fox. this is completely normal. even if one of the sons is the literal Blood God, another is a fairy teenage father, one is a gremlin both physically and mentally and one has antennae. and wings, but the antennae really are the more important point. at least according to said son.
(or the story of how philza minecraft became the father figure to just about every single teenage hybrid in his city because people are shitty and life is hard. somebody hug these poor children.)- Words:
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sbi gotg space crime au make brain go brrr by crimesiscrying
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Aug 2021
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holy fuck they're all birds by crimesiscrying
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
19 May 2021
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I Gave A Child To One Minecraft Player, Here's What Happened (wilbur soot vs parenthood ft sleepy bois inc) by crimesiscrying
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Feb 2021
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Talia puts Jason in the Lazarus pit to restore his mind.
Then she takes him home.
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Bookmarked by crimesiscrying
16 Feb 2022
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He thought he hated the new Robin. But looking at him now, beat to shit, and so tiny... He doesn’t really hate this kid, he realizes. Doesn’t really blame him either, it turns out. It’s not his fault Bruce can’t live without a child soldier at his side. So, if Batman’s not going to protect this new bird then Jason will have to. Bruce deserves what Jason is about to throw at him, but it’s getting harder and harder to not miss what he once had. A home, a family, Robin. He used to mean something, he used to matter…
Now he matters in a new way, as the Red Hood. If only certain birds would let him do what needs to be done.
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Bookmarked by crimesiscrying
01 Nov 2021
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"I haven't manifested yet," Tommy says, shrugging. "So I can't."
"You haven't? Really?"
Tommy nods. Doesn't look at her.
He's lying, and it's hard because he's never been the best at it, but he doesn't have much of a choice here. He's- Tommy, and Niki is Niki. Her shifted form is a fucking dove for prime's sake. She's the symbol of love and peace, universally liked. She's written into the bible by Jesus H. Christ, that's how loved she is.
Tommy isn't written into anything, isn't anywhere. He couldn't possibly compare.
or, In a world where everyone shifts, Tommy lies to his family about his form. What happens when the truth comes out?
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- Part 1 of to love is not to leave
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Bookmarked by crimesiscrying
19 Aug 2021
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Everyone has a soulmate; even orphans who have had no one their entire lives. When your soulmate feels strong emotion, you're inexplicably pulled their direction. Techno decides he hates having a soulmate. Then he realizes he's living with him.
Two brothers turned soulmates both grew up in the foster care system. One emerged okay, the other suffered the consequences. Techno just wants Wilbur. Wilbur wants Techno, but he's never been enough for anyone; how could he be enough for his soulmate?
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Bookmarked by crimesiscrying
22 Jul 2021
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you could buy my silence (if you've got none to lose) by Drhair76
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
20 Jun 2021
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As much as Tommy is impressed with Wilbur, he knows distinctly that the feeling isn't mutual. Tommy doesn't have anything to offer, he wears a total of three shirts and calls it a style, he trips over his shoelaces when he takes his dogs out, he still has to complete homework sheets after school. He isn't someone that Wilbur can have long conversation with about composting or whatever the fuck Wilbur is into after a three am internet deep dive.
A soulmate is supposed to be your other half- someone who meets you toe for toe, picks up where you leave off, highlights your strengths and eases your weaknesses. A soulmate isn't Tommyinnit, a kid who scrounged around on Hypixal and got bullied in secondary school.
or, Tommy finds out his platonic soulmate is Wilbur Soot and decides to keep it quiet out of fear he isn't good enough.
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- Part 4 of the light pours onto me