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  1. Rec *

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    "But that aside, one of the big things Donatella and I discussed was this: you are going to submit to a psychiatric evaluation and attend regular therapy for your entire time here among the Psychonauts. This not only means you'll be regularly seeing one of the many therapists employed by the agency, but you also will have to undergo occasional psycho-therapy with one of the Senior Agents."

    Raz cocked his head. "Psycho-therapy?"

    "Sometimes it's easy to ask for help. Other times it isn't. A lot of the time, what cannot be expressed without, is expressed within." Forsythe placed her hand over her heart, fingers splayed as she spoke. "Which is just a fancy way of saying that sometimes a mental check-in with a Psycho-Portal goes a long way. Whether it's to make sure your brain is properly defended against intruders or to find underlying issues you don't have the vocabulary or energy to express verbally in standard therapy, having someone inside your brain—someone you trust—can bring to light issues you didn't know you had and, in the same trip, help you learn to resolve those same problems."

    (Or Raz Gets Therapy, the Fic — Sandr Ed.)

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    02 Dec 2021

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    The infection is a disease of the mind caused by an angry god who is dying from a lack of worship and belief.
    So what happens when they believe a simple item can keep her from their minds?
    After all, what is a god to a nonbeliever?

    A frightened human who doesn't know how she ended up in Hallownest tells a white lie to some children to help them with their irrational fears. It spirals out of control.

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    13 Jan 2021

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    An exciting take on pre-game Hallownest, and how the Radience can combated.

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    Her brilliant plan was as follows:

    1. Hide right up against the wall next to the door out of the Abyss so the Pale Bellend didn’t see her immediately.

    2. When he walked through the door, waste no time in hitting him in the back of the head, or the back of whatever she could reach with her club to stun him and give her more time to enact step 3.

    3. Run like hell, and pray that getting unexpectedly whacked in the back of the head stunned him long enough for her to make a clean getaway, since he would presumably be coming down here alone.

    4. Make good use of her intangibility to escape and haul ass to the Resting Grounds as fast as possible, putting all her ninja skills to good use in avoiding detection from basically everyone, since she could trust basically no one to not rat her out if the king put a bounty on her head or some shit like that.

    She operated under the KISS method of planning. It was an acronym that stood for ‘Keep It Simple, Stupid.’

    But then again, no plan survived contact with the enemy.

    This was going to suck, wasn't it?

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    13 Jan 2021

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    Hilarious, must read, most creative yeeting of the radience yet

  4. Rec *

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    Ichigo’s been ordered to go undercover at a magic school to bodyguard a kid named Harry Potter, and this would be fine, except that he’s about as good at bodyguarding as he is at magic. And he considers it a good day, magic-wise, if he hasn’t set anything on fire.

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    03 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    If you ever wanna read a good Bleach/HP crossover? Read this.

  5. Rec 20

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    Monkey Trouble on Earth Bet. Hail the Great Sage Equal to Heaven

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    16 Apr 2020