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    Lan Zhan stumbles across the stream by accident. None of his usual favourites are live and he almost scrolls past the channel at first. The thumbnail looks like a tacky advertisement from the late night shopping channel. The name is just as bad — Suibian’s Sexy Review Service.

    Or: that sex toy review thread fic, cleaned up.

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    31 Dec 2020

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    Clueless masters, love rivals, secret demon bloodlines, out of control hormones; these are all the things good little boys are made of.

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    14 Nov 2020

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    The guy is so stupid hot that Wei Ying doesn’t turn away in time. He can’t be absolutely sure, but he thinks the guy sees him sort of turned towards him. Not as bad as being caught outright staring at someone on the subway, except that it’s actually probably worse, because they’re in the cultivation gym’s locker room.

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    07 Nov 2020

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    “When did you arrive?” Lan Zhan asks, but he’s looking at the child in Wei Wuxian's arms, and the question is clearly, who’s baby is this, and maybe, should I be concerned?

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    Accidental (haunted) baby acquisition

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    02 Nov 2020

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    "And for Lan Zhan? He's not going to believe that I mentioned A-Yuan to him and he's the one who forgot about it."

    Nie Huaisang lifts his wine glass and gestures with it a little, like a sage who has given his advice and now the rest is Wei Wuxian's problem. "You're just going to have to pretend very hard. Don't let him break you."

    Or: The one where Wei Wuxian secretly adopts A-Yuan and when he tries to convince Lan Wangji he had a kid all along, Lan Wangji rolls with it, ups the ante, and sets off a game of chicken that digs up buried feelings that Wei Wuxian is 100% sure he's not going to act on. Okay, 90% sure.

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    02 Nov 2020

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