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Eddie suppressed his smirk as he heard Venom scoff loudly from the vicinity of his shoulder blade.
“Not a fan of Stephen King classics, buddy?” He asked, shoving a handful of popcorn in his mouth as Pennywise held up a paper boat on the TV.
Humans’ collective fear of clowns is...pathetic. They are just pale men in large shoes with unattractive hair. We see plenty of those in coffee shops every day.
Venom thinks Pennywise is a dumb name name for a clown. Eddie agrees.
He and his symbiote sit down to watch IT: Chapter One on their horror-movie marathon night but both get more than they were bargained for when Eddie is reminded of his father.
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT (2019)
06 Nov 2019
“What? You’ve never been in love?”
Richie didn’t know what compelled him to ask. He knew it was unfair of him, aware of Eddie’s history with his ex-wife - but something deep, ingrained in his very DNA, needed to know the answer.
Richie’s heart seized in his chest as Eddie threw the question back. He looked away, focusing on something, anything, that wasn’t those large, brown eyes as he replied softly:
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (2019), IT (Movies - Muschietti)
20 Sep 2019
“Fuckin’ clowns, man. Always hated ‘em. Eddie did too.”
Richie paused as the laughter died down, running a hand through his hair.
“That’s my friend. Eddie. The short kid with a shorter fuse who I loved riling up more than anything,” he smiled gently, “Well, almost anything.”
His hand tightened on the microphone, his palm slick with sweat.
“I loved him most.”
“You’re my best friend, Schneider, but sometimes? Sometimes you’re so much more. And that…scares me.”
More didn’t even begin to describe it, really. It was a vague word, no where near adequate enough to fully encapsulate all that Patrick Dwayne Schneider was to her family, to her. It was a confusing word, in that it seemed to suggest something else, something different, something that Penelope knew eluded her at times. It was evasive and unrelenting, but nonetheless true.
So she told him. She stood there, an absolute mess, inside and out, and told him something that she shouldn’t have. Something that she didn’t fully understand herself. Something that had the power to potentially irreparably change their dynamic, forever. And there was no taking it back now.
- Part 6 of Schneider’s Choice
28 Jul 2019
Wait…what are we doing?
A summary, Deadpool. You know, so people can know what this fic is about?
You got anything yet?
Some writer you are.
Fuck you, okay? Summaries are hard.
So am I. For Spidey. Ooh! Write that down. That should be in the summary! It’s all anybody needs to know, really.
What about you know, basic plot details?
That’s what the tags are for. Duh. You new to this site or what?
We can’t just—
Okay, okay. Here’s everything you need to know in three words: assassination, assonance and ass. LOTS OF ASS.
You’re a wordsmith. Truly.
I know. I should just write this baby myself!
If you wrote it yourself it would just be sex, tacos, and more sex.
...What's your point?
Fandom: Venom (Comics), Venom (Movie 2018)
10 Nov 2019
Avery gives Schneider an ultimatum to end all ultimatums —her, or the Alvarezes.
17 Aug 2015
Team Arrow deal with the introduction of Connor Hawke into their lives. The boy takes a particular shine to one Felicity Smoak. It's like the saying goes, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree...