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    It is a truth, universally acknowledged that a single girl in possession of a brilliant mind must be in want of a superhero.

    Of course this universally acknowledged truth is based on a limited worldview steeped in misogyny and bathed in archaic stereotypes, but it is still, in fact a truth. Universally acknowledged.

    aka...Darcy Lewis does not make a great first impression. That's okay, Steve, Thor and the rest of the shield brethren don't either.

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    07 Feb 2016

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    Steve Rogers would do anything for Bucky Barnes. Daring rescues, being punched in the face with a metal fist repeatedly, start a war. These were all things Steve Rogers was willing to do for Bucky Barnes.

    But when Thor brings back an Asgardian cure to finally fix Bucky’s tortured mind, Steve can’t be the one to give him the cure.

    No. Because this particular Asgardian remedy isn’t a simple pill, injection or topical cream. This cure is delivered exclusively via virgin.

    aka. Darcy’s magical lady cave fixes everything.

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    07 Feb 2016

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    Darcy is stuck in Manhatten at Christmas, and Tony Stark's holiday traditions don't exactly stack up. Luckily, Steve Rogers is a pretty traditional guy.

    Written for the 2014 Darcy/Steve Christmas Fic Exchange. Thanks for organizing Carrie!!

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    03 Oct 2015

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    Darcy is an omega who has been on suppressants for years, and doesn't know the first thing about her own biology. When she makes it out of a hostage situation in one piece thanks to a certain supersoldier (or two), a series of events has set into motion that she thought would send her running for the hills.
    But maybe this time she won't run away.

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    06 Aug 2015

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    One of Thor's lesser known functions is as a god of fertility, and he certainly knows a maiden when he sees one. (Or, how Thor outs Darcy as a virgin and maybe gets her a date in the process.)

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    09 Jul 2015