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  1. Rec 34

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    “I have made a mistake.”

    This is not the first time Seokjin has heard something to this effect while on the job, and it certainly won’t be the last. Working as a paramedic, you get to see the vast array of mistakes humanity is capable of making - some horrific, most hilarious.

    It is the first time he’s seen a man quite this beautiful being the one making the declaration, though. Jin knows attractive faces, being in possession of one himself, but there’s something about the sweaty-faced, tousled hair un-self consciousness of this man politely blinking up at him in three in the morning. His foundation has melted and smears of glitter fan up from his eyelid to his forehead, where there’s a slowly scabbing mark, recently acquired. He’s wearing the glazed, determined expression of someone who is very drunk and very intent on not seeming that way.

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    07 Dec 2019

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    Namjoon is determined to find out what kind of strange creature is sneaking into his room every night and leaving scales all over his apartment.

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    07 Dec 2019

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    It’s been two weeks. Hoseok has managed to survive two weeks of Kim Namjoon’s progressively darkening thighs and his cheek craters and his swooshy hair and that stupid laugh he does that makes him sound like a bleating sheep.

    Yoongi looks over his shoulder. Stares. Slowly draws his gaze back to Hoseok. “Are we discussing the same man who tried to brush his teeth with sunscreen yesterday?”

    “Ew, he did that?”

    “Your voice says that’s disgusting but your face says you’re enamored.”

    Hoseok presses his palms against his eyes until he sees colored spots. “Make it stop, hyung.”

     

    (Or: Hoseok works at a summer resort and Namjoon is the newest lifeguard. Chaos ensues.)

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    05 Dec 2019

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    “So I accidentally signed up for a couples’ event? I thought I was signing a petition, but it ended up being a charity event for couples to have a chance to dance together without prejudice, and now I am single and gay and can’t dance.”

    “Then just rescind your signup?” Yoongi suggests, drawling and matter-of-fact, at the same time that Seokjin murmurs, “But you’re always single and gay and unable to dance.”

    (Or: the one where Namjoon gets a fake boyfriend and a very real date at Pride.)

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    04 Dec 2019

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    God, Yoongi wishes Namjoon could see him at his prime, wearing a clean shirt and clean pants with clean hair. One of these days, he’ll do his laundry and take a shower. Soon.

    He thinks that maybe, if Namjoon had come to his door on a good day, on a day where he’s slept and experienced the passage of time like a neurotypical human being, maybe he could have invited Namjoon in, let him play with Holly while he made them each a cup of coffee and got to know him. Maybe Namjoon would have laughed at Yoongi’s jokes. Maybe they would have kissed on his countertop, coffee forgotten at Yoongi’s side as Namjoon kissed him deeply. If Yoongi had just taken a fucking shower and done laundry, maybe Namjoon would have fucked him in a bed with clean sheets and sunlight streaming in through his window.

    Well. At least he can take a shower now.

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    Or, Yoongi meets his hot neighbor. His hot neighbor messages him on Jack'd. His hot neighbor leaves him on read.
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    02 Dec 2019