cookingwithcyanide
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“Look, I appreciate that you’re trying to feel bad and think about what you’ve done or whatever, but I don’t have the energy to deal with your ‘sick sorry son of a bitch’ thing right now.”
“What?! I’m trying to apologize to you- show some remorse for what I’ve done to you!”
“Your grief doesn’t do shit for me, Carter. Get off your ass and make yourself useful, unless you want to wallow there until the Grue gets you. I have things to do.”
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Trying to Untangle by cookingwithcyanide for Rhysbees
Fandoms: Don't Starve (Video Game)
19 Dec 2020
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Wilson rubs Maxwell's back. It's the little things in life that make it living, I think.
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"Wilson sidles up to him in the morning while Maxwell is tending the fire, with the expression he wears when he’s about to cause Maxwell no end of trouble. It isn’t immediately apparent what he has planned for him today, but Maxwell knows it’s only a matter of time before he’ll be swept up in something or other unpleasant, chores and expeditions and experiments... Really, what’s a pound of flesh?"
Wilson gets to do mildly vindictive weird science on Maxwell. What more could you possibly want from me?
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Ivo Robotnik didn’t need a reason. Those were the words whispered on the streets of Agaricale, in the taverns and coffeehouses, in the dark and bleeding alleys of the pleasure district. The man they call the Surgeon didn’t need a reason- to break a leg, sever an alliance, or change a man’s fortune with the snap of his gloved fingers.
Of course they were wrong, Stone considered as he crossed the bridge over the black waters of the canal to the deserted main square that fronted the Exchange. Every act of violence was deliberate, and every favor came with enough strings attached to stage a puppet show. Robotnik always had his reasons. Stone could just never be sure that they were good ones. Especially tonight.
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- Part 1 of Chopped and Screwed
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Maxwell clears his throat. “Did you need something, or are you just here to gape?”
“Stars, I’m so sorry! I Didn’t realize you would be- oh?” Something catches Wilson’s eye. There, puddling in the web of skin between Maxwell’s loosely circled thumb and forefinger, is translucent fluid just darker than the plum red skin of the erection it sits against. “Is that... nightmare fuel?”
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"Will you let me collect a sample?"
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They're Safe Now by cookingwithcyanide
Fandom: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
01 Jan 2017
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A collection of connected oneshots focussing on dark!Newt and his adventures in trying to rescue a herd of perytons from smugglers, and Graves internally screaming as this man who could for all the world be a cinnamon bun transfigured and brought to life gets arrested, and released, without batting an eye.
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That damn man in the radio.
Wilson trusted him, and look where it got him. That damn man in the radio happens to be Wilson's only source of companionship.
When it turns out they are less alone in The Constant than Wilson thought, how will it affect them?
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19 Jan 2021
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- Part 105 of DS Extras
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16 Jan 2021
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- Part 69 of DS Extras
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16 Jan 2021
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to love is not fated, it is a choice and some who care to choose it
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Chess is a delicate game. A few wrong moves, and you can end up with more than you bargained for--for example, a desperate and devoted scientist vying for your affection, and fragments you had shattered long ago putting themselves back together. It's not easy being king.
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12 Jan 2021
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Wilson aids an indisposed Maxwell, and discovers his old enemy has a debilitating weakness.
Then it's all downhill from there.
Edit: updating the tags as I go.
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31 Dec 2020
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now THATS what i call exactly what i want these characters to be!