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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    “Oh, no,” Sasha says, in a horrified, delighted sort of way. 

    “Okay, now I’ve gotta see this,” Tim says, getting up as well. 

    Martin gets close enough to see the title printed out on the cover in big, blocky text. Team Building Exercises For a Harmonious Workplace. 

    Tim lets out a bark of laughter as soon as he comes close enough to see it. Jon is holding the book like it’s a piece of garbage he’d very much like to drop into the bin before going to wash his hands, touching it as little as possible. 

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    The Archives crew stumble across a Leitner.

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    16 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    "I'm out of your life" doesn't happen, but it works out for the best.

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    15 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    The circumstances are these: Newt maybe fucked around with drift tech he found in (stole from) the trash that he shouldn’t have been fucking around with, and maybe things went a little haywire and Hermann, poor Hermann, who only wanted to check up on Newt when Newt didn’t meet him for dinner like they’d planned, got caught in the crossfire when things went from haywire to red alert crisis, and atoms or brainwaves or souls or something got scrambled and now Newt’s Hermann and Hermann’s Newt and they are, without a doubt, the only human beings alive this has ever happened to.

    How fucking cool.

    (or: newt and hermann get a little freaky friday and then have some fun with it)

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    01 Jan 2021

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    Miriam thought the job working for InGen sounded perfect. Tropical island, good pay, first dibs on publications… At least, she thought so until she found out that she was the only behaviorist on staff. Once the eggs hatched, it became all she could do to keep up–with the dinosaurs, the science, and her health.

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    22 Dec 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Night Vale, have you ever felt deeply that everyone around you was wrong and should feel terrible for it?

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    13 Dec 2020

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