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    So sue him, Stiles had a stupid habit of giving out goofy names at coffee joints.

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    ‘Name?’ He stood with his sharpie at the ready.

     

    ‘Voldemort,’ Stiles answered without missing a beat.

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    18 Jan 2018

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    Across the loft, Cora claps her hands. “Okay, new rule. Any time Derek wants a date, one of us has to vet her first.”

    Scott, who’s actually upside down on Derek’s couch, in apparent celebration of their defeat of the alpha pack—which somehow ended with Kali trying to give Derek her number, and he still doesn’t know how that happened, because he’s the worst alpha ever—says, “You know who’s got really good people instincts?”

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    This is some fluffy silliness I wrote in reaction to "The Girl Who Knew Too Much." Anyone looking for a serious story should probably look elsewhere. However, if you want to know the kind of flaws Stiles discovers in Derek's possible dates, this is the place for you.

    Originally posted on my Tumblr.

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    05 Dec 2017

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    "There is a world where whenever someone fantasizes about you, you can physically feel it, but you have no idea who is thinking it about you."

    Stiles knows it's wrong, but he's been Fantasizing about Derek and he can't bring himself to stop. Derek doesn't know who's taken an interest in him, but he's enjoying it way more than he probably should.

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    04 Dec 2017

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    Enjolras comes into the animal shelter where Grantaire works looking for a cat, but he seems to be having trouble deciding which one to take home.

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    04 Jun 2017

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    Harry and Draco take a potion that is supposed to link their hearts together, but end up connecting a different type of organ entirely.

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    20 Aug 2016