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    Fantasy IKEA is big, blue, and beautiful. It’s a shining beacon of good fantasy Swedish design. It’s the kind of place you go to for inexpensive flat-pack furniture to send with your communal child to Lucas’s Academy of Arcane Science, lest he end up with a dorm full of handmade, lavender-scented furniture carved by one of the Seven Birds and lose all hope of maybe being seen as an average boy genius.

    It's the kind of place you to go for cheap meatballs and family bonding.

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    07 Oct 2019

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    i have no excuse for bookmarking this, either. its just equally as soft

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    They go to Costco on Friday afternoons because that's when Costco has the most samples. Technically they have more on Saturdays, but there are too many crowds on Saturdays and crowds make Barry nervous.

    Magnus goes to Costco to buy pet supplies in bulk. Lup goes to Costco to get groceries. Barry and Taako go to Costco because they refuse to let Lup out of their sight for more than fifteen minutes at a time these days. Lucretia goes because Magnus makes her go because she never buys groceries otherwise. Angus is coming because despite being "the world's greatest detective," nobody wants to leave him alone at home. Merle goes because he has two children. Davenport goes because somebody has to drive the car.

    Also, he's the only one who technically has a Costco membership.

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    07 Oct 2019

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    i have no excuse for bookmarking this. its just soft.

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    Taako needed some extra cash, and tutoring was a pretty low stress job that fit his schedule. It wasn't even hard, he just met with a kid a couple times a week and helped with their homework and whatever. It was a pretty good job, and the kid he landed with wasn't half bad. Taako didn't like kids, but he guessed Agnes or Angus or whatever was alright.

    He didn't plan on getting attached to the job though. Or to Angus.

    Or to Angus's really hot single dad.

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    Kravitz was cold because there was no need to be warm, once he got to choose between the two states.
    An analysis of Kravitz in the TAZ Balance canon.

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    02 Aug 2019

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    this fic fuckign hurt me

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    John is a freshly retired man with no ambitions, hobbies, desires, or... anything. To keep himself busy, he takes up a job at what should be a quiet, easy-going flower shop only to meet Merle Highchurch and send that whole 'calm retirement' shtick in the fucking garbage.

    He now has his hands full of loud coworkers determined to befriend him, battling wits with his boss who is his opposite in every way, and right, at some point, he starts coughing up flowers.

    An AU in which John works at a flower shop and contracts Hanahaki, a 'curse' in which the victim expels flower petals as a result of unrequited love.

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    30 May 2019

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    i never really thought i would get stupid emotional over stinky old man love but here i am, living proof of what a fool i had been before reading this