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nicole discovers that for the price of seven good cows, you can accidentally acquire a wife.
waverly thinks nicole would have preferred the cows.
but she can fix that.
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sometimes life is easy and other times you wake up kidnapped in the wilds of remote alaska when your wife expects you home for dinner some two thousand miles away. nicole's life is rarely easy.
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waverly doesn't feel like she's being dramatic when she says that being seventeen, poor, and dateless to prom is the single worst thing that has ever happened to anyone in the history of existence across space and time.
nicole doesn't feel like she's being dramatic when she says she wished she had $4 to buy a sandwich. also, love is dead and nothing matters.
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“Who hurt your leg, darlin’?”
Nicole growled at him, but he only softened further. “What’re you doin’ all the way out here? Ward said he had supernatural nonsense on his property again.”
Nicole was about the farthest thing from nonsense. She was twelve and had lots of teeth, thank you very much.
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prison comedy, told out of order and out of line.
lexa has the worst prison id number ever, raven needs to expand her vocabulary, clarke can't mop, and putting octavia behind the kitchen line is tantamount to reckless endangerment.
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