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    Sometimes magic is not the most aromatic endeavor. Derek's nose does not appreciate what Stiles does for them.

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    “The station is doing a charity thing,” Derek bit out. “I got dragged into it against my will.”

    “Wait a minute, you mean the Date Auction?” Stiles asked in complete disbelief because surely that could not be what he meant. “The event where they auction off romantic outings? Where they sell people to the highest bidder for a night? You’re doing that charity?”

    “Against my will.”

    “How did that even happen?” Stiles asked. “It’s supposed to be on a voluntary basis!”

    “Your father is out to get me.”

    He was not. He just maybe still held a tiny bit of resentment towards Derek for dragging his only son into such a dangerous world, no matter how many times Stiles pointed out that that was Peter’s fault and not Derek’s. Not enough resentment to stop him from proclaiming Derek as one of his finest and most promising new recruits, but enough to pick on him a little.

    And obviously enough to bully him into this dog-and-pony show.

    Wolf-and-pony show.

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    Scott needs someone to look after Beacon Hills while he's away at college. Stiles needs someone to keep an eye on his dad. Liam needs a sparring partner, Mason needs a translator for his ancient books, Malia needs someone to run with.

    And Derek? Well, Derek needs this.

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    It's been a year since the fire that left Laura the alpha of a decimated pack, consisting mostly of her deeply damaged baby brother. Nothing she tries seems to help and he's slipping away from her bit by bit. All she can think is that her mother would have handled all of it better.

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    Laura just wants to sleep, but that can't happen with the guy in the apartment below her blasting the most depressing playlist she has ever heard. This guy has officially perfected the art of the breakup playlist if he's managing to make a proud aromantic tear up in sympathy. It's impressive, really, but that doesn't mean Laura isn't going to give him a piece of her mind.

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    "The shape we take reflects the person that we are."

    "That's what I'm afraid of."

    --

    In which Allison is bitten and Laura helps her through it.

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    Laura groaned again, even louder. “Why does this have to be so complicated and difficult? I swear, I just need one guy who absolutely will not fall in love with me. One guy!”

    “Good luck with that,” Derek said. “You are, statistically speaking, very lovable. At least, according to single men.”

    “Clearly, which is really just not fair. God, this would be so much simpler if I could just borrow a guy who’s already taken and then return him when I’m done. No chance of feelings then! Wouldn’t have to worry about him falling in love with me if he’s already in love with somebody else.”

    Struck by a sudden inspiration, Laura reached over her head to slap Derek on the arm a few times. “Hey! Hey, Derek, let me borrow your boyfriend!”

    “What? Laura!”

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    “You look weird without pigtails.”

    It was a stupid thing to say, Laura knew immediately, and the sharp look Cora sent her said the same. Laura ducked her head.

    “Sorry, I just— I didn’t mean to—”

    “I haven’t worn pigtails in years,” Cora cut across her.

    “Right.”

    Because it had been years since they’d last seen each other. Since Laura had last known who her little sister was. Of course Cora didn’t wear her hair the same way she had when she was ten years old. She wasn’t a little kid anymore. She was an entirely new person. A person Laura didn’t know.

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    Another snarl sounded, almost a roar, and what even was that thing? It had looked almost wolf-like, but only if the wolf had rolled around in toxic waste and gotten mutated like one of the monsters in Stiles’ comic books.

    Whatever it was, it crashed through the trees like a bulldozer. Absurdly, Scott thought of a meme he’d seen on facebook once, something about Florida schools teaching kids to run from alligators by zigzagging.

    He took a sharp left turn and the creature barreled right past where he’d been.

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    Derek doesn’t scream when he goes down, but somehow the soft, choked off noise of pain is worse.

    Before the engine is even off, Allison is throwing herself out of the cab. She doesn’t even think to grab her crossbow because Derek is down and the berserker is still slashing at him and nothing matters but getting to his side.

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    “I never thought about…” Stiles licked his lips, feet shifting. His next words tumbled out of his mouth the same way he’d tumbled down the stairs, ungraceful and off-balance.

    “How did it feel?”

    Though his earlier flare of amusement was doused by the familiar itch creeping along his skin, Peter allowed a small smile to tug at his lips. “Dying, being dead, or coming back?”

    “Any of it.” Stiles shrugged. “All of it.”

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    “It continues to astound me,” Prince Derek said, eyes on the slumped form of his first guard, “that one such as you can wield a sword with such grace and precision and yet lose your footing on the flattest terrain in the kingdom.”

    Stiles found his feet again and put them back in their proper place upon the ground. Despite his undignified tumble, he was grinning as he brushed the dust from his trousers and said, “A carefully cultivated skill, I assure you.”

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    Jackson [10:47pm]: come over
    Jackson [10:49pm]: nevermind

     

    Danny lets his phone fall onto the bed and digs the heels of his palms into his eyes. With a heartfelt sigh, he snatches it back up and heads for the door because, while the first text is aggravating beyond belief after weeks of silence, this one is downright alarming.

    He’s not sure what he was expecting to find when he gets to Jackson's house, but an open box of hair dye next to the sink and half of Jackson’s head smeared blue is not it.

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    “Wait,” Stiles squawked, “are you trying to tell me that that—” He pointed emphatically to the perfectly sculpted, muscle-bound man with the jaw like a spear point. “—is the god of poetry and music?”

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    The first notes rang out so clear and pure that Laura almost wanted to cry. To be fair, she always felt that way when Lydia sang, but there was something about the acoustics here, in this place.

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    Theo snatched up his helmet and offered her a hopeful smile. Laura raised a reproachful eyebrow at him.

    “Okay, yes, I know, I know,” he panted. “I was just–”

    “Talking to Scott,” Laura finished for him. “Yeah, I figured.” Theo opened his mouth to deny it, cheeks red from more than just the heat, but Laura cut him off. “Also Derek texted me a warning that you might forget completely because you were busy flirting.”

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    He feels strange. There’s blood in his mouth from teeth longer and sharper than the ones he’s finally gotten used to and blood on his hands from the man at his feet who’s screaming and screaming and screaming and —

    A hand catches his wrist. Only his surprise lets Theo actually stop him.

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    Pulling out his phone, Stiles said, “I’m sure dad’ll be thrilled to be woken up at two in the morning for an off the books amber alert, but he’ll suck it up.”

    He’d only taken a few steps away before Derek said his name. Stiles turned back to see one of those little grabbing hands reaching out for him. Her eyes were brown, apparently, when they weren’t glowing, and they were wide and wet and looking up at him beseechingly from Derek’s arms, and Stiles couldn’t walk away from that.

    “Oh, jeez.”

    He was so screwed.

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    Stiles was just showing off his badge to Harley—and it was totally acceptable because she’d asked to see it, okay, it wasn’t like he was just whipping it out at the merest opportunity to show off—when a very familiar voice called his name. The badge almost went flying in Stiles’ haste to turn around, and then there she was, all blonde curls and bright smile.

    “Heather!” Stiles said. “Wow, hi, you, uh, you look—”

    Older. Different. Good. Even more beautiful than she did at sixteen.

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    “Hi, honey!”

    Derek doesn’t say anything. He just scowls, far more intensely than usual.

    “Welcome home!” Stiles tries again. “So how was your day at work?”

    “You fucking shot me,” Derek says. “That was my day at work.”

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