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  1. Summary

    Patrick Kane becomes GM, drafts a gay rookie, and comes out. Exactly in that order.

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  2. Summary

    Patrick loses his memory, Jonny acts weird about him. And other things that happen in this 'verse.

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  3. Summary

    Late night meetings at Wimbledon between Andy and Roger.

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    Andy and Novak take comfort in each other after the World Tour Finals in 2010.

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  5. Summary

    A bet between Andy and Marat has a surprising ending.

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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Free of Heaven and Hell, the whole of eternity opened up before them. Crowley, faced with endless possibilities, decided to spend it watching the telly. And as he had privately decided to spend the whole of eternity with Aziraphale, whether Aziraphale was aware of it or not, it was important to introduce Aziraphale to the habit of nightly television watching. On his couch. Together. Side by side.

    Aziraphale doesn't seem all that impressed by the television, but the strawberries Crowley secretly grew for him are another matter entirely.

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    14 Oct 2020

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    In an unfortunate encounter with an occult object, Crowley accidentally splits himself into his angel and his demon halves.

    Aziraphale has to help put him back together.

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    12 Oct 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    Crowley finds Aziraphale running a brothel and accidentally fumbles a temptation meant for a human. With that much lust in the air, anything can happen.

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    01 Oct 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Patrick's handling quarantine just fine, until he starts getting symptoms – low-grade fever, difficulty breathing, coughing – and he knows what they mean, but the tests keep coming back negative. And then he starts coughing up flower petals.

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    26 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    The sun was shining, and the air was downright balmy for late September. Tourist season was winding down, so the park was busy but not overcrowded. The ducks were in fine fettle, and it hadn't even taken a miracle for Crowley and Aziraphale to get their first choices at the ice cream cart.

    In short, it was a lovely day for a misunderstanding.

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    They're both in agreement that some romantic courting between them should commence as soon as possible, but unfortunately neither of them is in possession of their singular brain cell when it comes to deciding how to go about it, except that probably swans are involved. Or snakes. Or something.

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    21 Sep 2020