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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Sometimes you just want to let go, but that doesn't come naturally to you either. You're not sure that anything does. Maybe being a massive tool. You've never really had any problem with that.

    The point is—you need help.

    (Or, Dirk wants to give up control and John has two hands and a riding crop.)

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    24 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    An examination of the themes of Homestuck.

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    09 Jan 2021

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    John and Dirk are spare wheels as far as their very coupled off friends are concerned. They get paired off as the only single ones in the group and get close. And then they get married, as a joke, as a fuck you to their friends who want them to settle down and as a way to solidify their beautiful bromance. It's the biggest game of gay chicken you've ever seen. It ends happily ever after.

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    09 Jan 2021

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    In which Rose Lalonde runs a highly successful occult blog, wherein she talks about life, friendship, family, summoning the dark forces to do your bidding, romance, and other Typical Teenage Things.

    And in which Kanaya Maryam moves into the house next door, runs a mildly popular photojournaling fashion/cosplay blog, and, unbeknownst to Rose, is one of her most avid readers.

    And in which a summer courtship is performed through a series of message-board shenanigans, misunderstandings, daydreaming, awkward romantic overtures, indirect love letters, and one (1) séance.

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    07 Jan 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Operation Fuck God just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

    Written with love for jeanlucifergohard, who requested ‘Mercymorn and Augustine arguing about which one of them is Hera, and which one of them is Aphrodite in this situation‘

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    10 Dec 2020