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18 Sep 2021
Earth’s mightiest heroes aren’t babysitters. Yet, somehow, they seem to have become the unofficial guardians of Midtown high school’s decathlon team.
Like most of the Avenger’s current problems—the goat living in the penthouse, the semi-sentient AI with a vendetta against Sam, the Asgardian death pigeon who’s seeking a mate—it’s all Peter Parker’s fault.
- Part 2 of Chaotic Peter
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24 Jan 2022
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Feb 2021
"Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."
“Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1
*Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*
- Part 1 of Chaotic Peter
19 Jan 2022
Peter hasn’t had much luck in the dating department, and his friends are tired of seeing him hurt, so they’ve become like his own personal guard dogs. Tony has admired Peter for almost a year now, and wants to talk to the other teen, but never gets the chance because his friends are always sandwiching him between them. Finally, with help from Pepper and Rhodey, Tony is able to talk to Peter alone, and finally get to know the boy he's admired for so long.
It's no surprise to anyone that the Winter Soldier has some unusual ideas about wooing.
Tony just didn't expect it.
- Part 50 of Who's been lovin' you good?
It's no real surprise to Tony when he wakes up to find Bucky and Yasha curled around him. This has been going on even before the two got them got separate bodies. Once they found out Tony was down to cuddle, that was it. He has turned into their own personal teddy bear. They're touch starved and he's tactile so it works out. But all this touching is just because they're touch starved, right? (Wrong.)
- Part 6 of WinterIron Month 2020 Fills