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    There’s a wolf following Jaskier. It’s been following him for the past five days.

    It’s unsettling, is what it is. He’s a lot of things, but easy prey shouldn’t be one of them.

    Except, you know, in bed.

    Or: Geralt gets turned into a wolf. Physically and mentally. Jaskier gets an even less talkative travel companion. But at least this one can't yell about shit-shoveling.

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    18 Sep 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    “What have you got there?” She asked as the doors slid shut behind her, stepping up to inspect the plant. “My, what a lovely thing. Where are you taking it?”

    “I’m, er, getting rid of it, actually.” Crowley answers, caught off guard by the way Margerie is looking at the plant. “Leaf spots.” He offers as a weak explanation, shifting it so she could better see the offending spot.

    “Oh, that’s hardly any reason to get rid of it!” Margerie replies at once. “When something is a little damaged like that, you don’t throw it away, you take care of it. A little love and dedication and it’ll be healed right up.”

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    When Crowley tries to figure out what to do with the plants that disobey him, he doesn't expect to suddenly befriend the woman who lives in the flat below him. But he does.

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    13 Sep 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    The first time he picked up his telephone and didn't hear Joan or one of the other ladies greet him, he just rolled his eyes, assumed they were cross with him, and firmly asked for the shop he was trying to connect to into the receiver like normal. He even said please! And the thing about being a being of considerable occult power with a history of shaping parts of the universe is that, sometimes, the world bends to oblige you.

    So, the only thing that surprised him about Fell answering the line in response to his demand for "an expert on ancient greek and roman preparations of oysters" was that they'd made long-distance calls considerably less bothersome at some point.

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    Crowley is a big fan of technology but has zero idea how it works, which leads to him developing an unlikely friendship with a fussy bookseller who happens to be an expert on a miraculous number of subjects.

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    11 Sep 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    As they ran away from Filch, the three Gryffindors found themselves trapped in a dead end, the doors ahead of them locked.

    "Wet me twy!" Hermione said. "I know a speww to unwock it!" She pointed her wand at the lock. "Awo- awohamow- awohawmwa-"

    "Awwoh vewa?" Ron suggested.

    "Amwohamawa- fuck!" Hermione cursed.

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    AU where everything’s the same except Hogwarts starts at age 6 and the kids are allowed to curse whenever the fuck they want.

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    26 Jul 2020

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    The first time it happens, he’s alone.

    One second he is writing some reports and the next he can’t breathe, lungs refusing to cooperate with his mouth, and the quill in his hand snaps at the suddenness of it, ink spilling all over his desk.

    And just as quickly as it came, it passes.

    Ferdinand is left staring down at a ruined report, heaving in great gulps of air.

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    09 Sep 2019

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    this fic killed me 10/10

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