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    “No, you don’t understand,” Wayne cut in, gesturing back at the abandoned warehouse at the edge of the taped-off scene. “These–kidnapping attempts–always start out the same way. Remove the clothes. Humiliate the victim. Make them feel powerless, so they’re less likely to fight back. Remove all sense of their personality so they’re more likely to comply–”

    Jim tuned out his rant slightly, examining the small bats on Wayne’s boxers. Ignoring the fact that no underwear was meant to be worn that tight, the tiny decorations were almost…familiar.

    “–well, guess what, kidnappers?” Wayne punctuated his point with a jab of his hand, gesturing at his underwear. “I don’t feel powerless. My personality is right here–-”

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    20 Oct 2022

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    The only reason I’m still up at 3:30am in the morning. The humor tag wishes it was this funny. Love the clever sensorineural done by the Commissioner

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    There was a silence between them, and Clark couldn’t decide if it was comfortable or awkward. On one hand, the two of them already knew each other at some level. Batman and Superman were fast allies (after the initial moralistic disagreements, of course), and had been known to make the occasional wry comment to each other on the battlefield. On the other hand, they were meeting each other again. A more honest introduction. Batman had met Superman. Brucie Wayne had met Clumsy Clark. And now, maybe, Bruce Wayne was meeting Clark Kent.
    “How long have you known?” Bruce asked after a moment, eyes trained on a small scratch in the corner of Clark’s small flat-screen TV.
    Clark pretended to think for a moment, before stopping himself. The masks were harder to remove than anticipated, then. “Four months,” he said.
    “Huh,” Bruce said, chuckling softly, “I’ve only known for three.”

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    Clark figured out who Batman was months ago, and decided not to mention it. The two explore their changing dynamic as the truth comes to light.

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    17 Oct 2022

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    The character analysis of Superman and Batman that is needed in this world. Originally read at 8/?, will be holding out hope that this updates someday ;)

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    “Master Bruce, of all the things I’d ever expected to walk in on—” Alfred began, with great prejudice. “I do hope there’s a good explanation for this.”
    Bruce, clad in a black bathrobe, looked up from his microscope. A disembodied penis, from its place on the table, raised its head too.
    They appeared to regard one another then Bruce turned to shake his head at Alfred.
    “No.”
    “‘No’?”
    “No, I don’t have a good explanation.”
    Alfred paused in thought. “Well.”

     

    Bruce is politely poked in the cheek by a flying dick one night. Hijinks, and more worldbuilding than you can shake a dick at, ensue.

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    15 Oct 2022

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    Surprised by just how correct these tags are. So much plot

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    "You'll change your mind one day," says the innkeep. "The road can't love you back."

    What a strange way to flatten something so beautiful, Jaskier thinks. What a small way to love.

    Or: When Jaskier is hit with a curse that prevents him from having sex, he's lucky that the first person he meets is a Witcher. It's even luckier that Jaskier is used to hitting the road, because Geralt isn't waiting up.

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    06 Oct 2022

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    Autism/ADHD couple :) Gorgeous writing, and great humor worked in as well. Just lovely <3

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    “Well, that’s a separate issue entirely, isn’t it?” Jaskier says, clearly enthused by being taken on. “I’m opposed to marriage on principle. Would you like to know why?”

    “No,” says Geralt.

    “I’ll tell you why,” says Jaskier.

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    30 Sep 2022

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    Ahhhhh! This is what I get for staying up till the wee hours of the morning reading amazing fan fiction. The only reason why I no longer think that marriage is a completely insane and unnecessary thing. Gods be damned, I will have a similar relationship and love in my lifetime.