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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Richie Tozier is going absolutely fucking manic; trying to juggle university, a shitty job, family, plus fighting crime [which doesn’t exactly pay as well as being a pizza delivery boy]– he thought he’d be a little too busy doing anything else. But meeting a mouthy hero makes him rethink that thought because seeing Spider-mans ass in tight spandex might make Richie weak in the knees and willing to spread himself thin. It might get even harder when he meets a loud mouthed classmate who he wouldn’t mind getting on his knees for either. Essentially: Richie Tozier is fucked every which way and it’s making him realize he might never be cut out for an orgy (get it? because everything in his life is fucking him so hard that he can’t handle it?– anyway).

    or; an au where richie is deadpool, eddie is spiderman– and they’re both just trying to work around college, work, and crime fighting.

    Updates every Sunday*

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    15 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    It's 1985. Eddie Kaspbrak wears Gucci loafers and spends his time driving celebrities around New York. Richie Tozier owns over a thousand records and does Voices on the radio. Take On Me is the year's biggest hit single. Somewhere in Maine, a supernatural child-eating clown is defeated, but neither Richie nor Eddie have anything to do with that.

    Or: Adrian Mellon kills a clown. Mike never calls. Eddie and Richie find each other anyway.

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    15 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    “You’re no fun. Why does Mr. P want to talk to us, anyways?” He asked as they made their way to the main cabin, where Mr. P’s office was located.

    Bev looked at him for a moment, not saying anything, but considering. Richie hated that look. It meant she knew something that he didn’t (which was admittedly often). Richie rolled his eyes, shoving at her shoulder with her own, “c’mon, Marsh! Let me in on the secret.” Bev bites her lip, looking thoughtful.

    “I… might have had a vision,” Richie would never admit out loud that he was jealous of her cool powers, but it was hard not to be when all he inherited from his dad was quick wit and sticky fingers. At least his dad gave him cool shoes?

    “And?”

    “And-” She sighs, giving him a look and leaning in closer. “It’s a quest-” she whispers. Richie recoils as if she had just bitten him.

    “A quest?!” He shouts, attracting the attention of other wandering half bloods.

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    15 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    “After you, m’lady,”

    Eddie rolled his eyes. “You’re a sap,”

    “You love it,”

    Eddie wasn’t going to deny that.

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    14 Oct 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    "We make a good team, don't we? R and E, against the fucking world."

    It's 1994. Eddie Kaspbrak hasn't changed much since middle school, and neither have his friends. Life might be boring in Derry, but the Losers Club is what makes living worthwhile. That is, until Eddie accidentally stumbles into the notorious Richie Tozier, the newest recruit of the Bowers Gang, and everything changes- for better and for worse.

    What initially starts as an awkward friendship slowly turns into something more, and Eddie is positive that he's never been a part of something so beautiful. But when both Eddie and Richie's friendships and reputations are threatened by their own relationship, they will have to choose between fighting for themselves or for each other.

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    07 Oct 2019