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    A bad storm leaves the boys stranded and bored at their hotel, with only a deck of cards for entertainment. In a burst of inspiration, Polnareff suggests strip poker. It’s all downhill from there.

    Or: the one where Polnareff ineffectively tries to seduce Avdol, Joseph is a shameless cheat, Kakyoin is just straight up shameless, and Jotaro fails to deal with his feelings.

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    03 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    When confronting Keith in a hallway, Lance attempts to dissuade him from running away from the team. Little does he know, there's a lot more to the story.

    Keith, instead of rationally and calming talking it out with Lance, instead panics and decides to kidnap him rather than face confrontation.

    Keith doesn't like this situation, Lance doesn't like this situation, but both are in it together so how's this gonna resolve?

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    30 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 84

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    There’s a tug at his hand and then a pair of soft lips meet his hand. Lance’s eyes fly open and kneeling right in front of him is Prince Silas, a warm smile over his lips. Everything stops and he can’t fucking breathe.

    “It would be my honor for you to be my lover during the Paeonia Ceremony” He says.

    “Fuck no” Keith replies.

    “Oh my god” Pidge groans behind her hands and Lance has to whole-heartedly agree.

    Even in nightmares, even in dreams, I want to see you

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    23 Nov 2019

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    IM????????? THIS IS SO GOOD IM BLESSED

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    So, the thing is, Keith wants to think they've broken up. Like, for real, it's done, it's over, fragmented, fractured, final, finished.

    Keith and Lance, Lance and Keith, except – get rid of that pairing scheme, that cutesy mix-and-match system, that couple co-attachment. It's just Keith Kogane, on his own, the feisty drop-out loner, all by himself like he’d always fucking wanted.

    Keith really, really thought it was over.

    Heartbreak makes Keith mean, Lance craves attention more than love, and they both have a really unhealthy fetish for bad ideas.

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    15 Nov 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    Lance had pressed the big reset button and was bound to make his new life in a new city as good and normal as possible.
    Then he sees his ex at a new years eve party and his plans get thrown out the window.

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    15 Nov 2019