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  1. Rec 6

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    “What look am I giving you.”

    He lowered his phone, eye flickering up. “It’s the one you give me when you want to ask if I’ll have weirdo alien sex with you or some shit.”

    And upon seeing Benrey’s face, it was indeed the one it gave him when it wanted to ask to have weirdo alien sex with him.

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    18 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Aka: the little fellow in your hands wants a kiss. The little fellow in your walls wants a kiss. The little fellow in your ceiling wants a kiss. The fellow living in the walls wants to kiss you SO bad.

    Gordon Freeman a slightly depressed twenty seven year old working a dead end job who lives alone in his one bedroom apartment, realizes that he may in fact not be living alone!

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    16 Feb 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    Two houses, alike in dignity: Casa de Freeman and Barney House. Sure, learning to live with two alternate universe versions of yourself can have its rough patches, but it seemed like things had finally settled down.

    ....But then Freemind catches a bad case of Catboy Maid disease.

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    13 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    Unstoppable force? Meet immovable object.

    Alternate universe shenanigans somehow occur. Freeman definitely messed with the wrong security guard. Benrey definitely messed with the wrong Gordon Freeman.

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    09 Feb 2021

  5. Rec 5

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    When Kleiner mentioned reenabling some unlabeled features in the HEV suit, this definitely wasn't what Gordon had in mind.

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    07 Feb 2021