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    "I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

    Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

    Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong?

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    02 Apr 2022

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    In a world where Wei Wuxian never returns, single-dad Lan Zhan meets Wei Ying in the modern world and agrees to a fake relationship to avoid being scheduled for more matchmaking sessions.

    Lan Zhan later finds out that their souls are bound, from a request Lan Wangji made thousands of years ago.

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    12 Mar 2022

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    In his imposed seclusion, Lan Wangji comes in possession of Wei Wuxian's notes. It's untidy, rambling, frustrating, and a work of genius that Lan Wangji can only admire with too much feeling—until he falls over and finds himself in a different reality momentarily. Over the years, in his fits of weaknesses, Lan Wangji will visit Wei Wuxian, the talisman bringing him to the best and worst of Wei Wuxian's life—a strange glimpse of the man he loved.

    A Time Traveller's Wife AU, where Wei Wuxian has grown up knowing adult Lan Wangji all this time.

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    10 Mar 2022

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    A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.

    Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.
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    08 Mar 2022

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    Wei Wuxian travels the world alone, finding homes in unexpected places, and loving Lan Zhan one letter at a time.

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    05 Mar 2022