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    “No!” she said immediately.

    “You want to fuck me!” he said gleefully.

    “No, and also we’re not even having this conversation,” she said in desperation, while her treacherous brain went right on vividly imagining every single minute of banging that smirk off his face so hard—

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    02 Mar 2019

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    “I thought you were raised by nuns!”
    “I was raised by nuns."
    "And the devil. Your grandfather.”
    “Ye-”
    “Yes, but we don’t use that word, it makes me feel old.”
    “Lucifer, your input was not requested or required.”
    “Well then, someone’s being a bit rude.”

    When Grandma Murdock said the Murdock boys had the devil in their blood, she was being literal. Chloe has a conference in New York City and Lucifer decides to drop in on his favorite relative.

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    02 Mar 2019

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    Klaus was squinting at him. “Mom doesn’t eat.”
    “I knew I shouldn’t have told you, you don’t get it!”
    “No! I’m sorry! I get it! I can help.” Klaus desperately grabbed the carton of eggs before Diego could get another one. “I want to help. Please.” His brother’s big, round eyes were pleading in the way that always made Diego give in.
    “F-fine.”
    “Yay! Okay, don’t stab me, but I don’t think we should use the stove anymore.”

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    26 Feb 2019

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    Next job I’m taking is going to be south of the equator, Clint promised himself as he finished zipping up his down coat. He wished he had another. He was already wearing a black balaclava and a black beanie, thermal underwear under his clothes and two pairs of pants, but it was freezing on the rooftop.

    The wind and the fine, misty rain that couldn’t decide if it wanted to be snow, ice or rain definitely didn’t help matters.

    Clint hated the cold.

    He didn’t understand why millionaire criminal masterminds couldn’t meet in exotic, warm locations to do their deals.

    If he was a millionaire criminal mastermind, he sure as hell wouldn’t do deals in London in February.

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    It's February, 1999, and Clint Barton is about to encounter the Winter Soldier

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    15 Feb 2019

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    And now Steve had brought him home like a goddamn found puppy he wanted to keep.

    “What the fuck, Rogers?” Clint asked, his hands itching for a bow, a gun, an anything, but not stupid enough to make any sudden moves. There was no way to casually reach for the pistol he’d tucked into the back of his jeans, not with Steve so close and the Winter Soldier so unkillable.

    “He’s not the Winter Soldier,” Steve said in a rush of expelled air, reading the tension in Clint’s arms correctly. “He’s Bucky Barnes.”

    Either there were two silver-armed motherfuckers running around - and Clint could believe anything at this point - or this situation was even more bizarre than he’d first thought. And he knew bizarre. He’d been part of a circus.

     

    A love story involving Billboard's Top 100, chopping firewood, and not looking like incognito serial killers when out on the town.

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    01 Feb 2019