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    watch as i scream and throw mediocre content into the void for 31 days straight (gay)

    #goals: get better than the 18/30 from last year bitches!!!!!!

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    just some thoughts i've had after reading the manga
    may also be inspired by crybaby, too

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    A series of fics for the Sheith Month prompts. Watch me try and fail to hit all 31

    UPDATE: ha. 18 only

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    Crowley wakes up alone and cold after falling asleep on Aziraphale on the couch. Aziraphale won't look at him the next day. Crowley can't sleep. Crowley's going mad. Crowley's going to resort to desperate measures.

    Desperate measures turns out to mean craigslist m4m.

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    13 Oct 2019

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    My take on South Downs: Aziraphale and Crowley decide to become professors. This is inspired by the headcanon that Crowley has 20 different degrees. He is the Serpent of the Tree of Knowledge after all.

    Big thank you to Savvycalifragilistic who is an awesome beta!

    This story is really just me processing the strange experience that was grad school three years too late.

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    26 Sep 2019

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    The year is 1923. Aziraphale's friends at the gentlemen's club invite him for a weekend away in Devon. He asks Crowley to join. It gets very silly and very messy very quickly.

    That's just how things were in the roaring twenties.

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    17 Sep 2019

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    It's a year after the almost-apocalypse. Aziraphale makes Crowley go see a therapist.

    “Have you been having any issues in particular?”

    “Issues? Such as?”

    “You tell me.” She could tell he had something on the tip of his tongue.

    Crowley sat for a second, then blurted out, “He thinks I’ve been sleeping too much. He’s worried.”

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    08 Sep 2019

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    The young men at Aziraphale's club have been fussing over his being 'lonely'. Sometimes, it's easier to give in than to keep arguing... he just hadn't expected things to go quite as they do.

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    03 Sep 2019