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    Steve Rogers: khaki pants and ugly tweed wearing art history professor specializing in historical queer art (by day). Is actually Captain America, vigilante and the bane of Detective Barnes’s existence (by night).

    Detective Bucky Barnes: A very clever cop who suspects something is up with Steve. Is frustrated that Captain America exists and is dedicated to finding him because he loves a good puzzle.

     

    So, how does Steve convince Bucky that he's too boring to be Captain America? Go on a date with him.

     

    (Steve is kind of really, really bad at this secret identity thing)

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    19 Jun 2019

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    Bucky stands alone in a room full of Steve’s coworkers wearing a light-up Hanukkah sweater and holding a plate of terrible spinach puffs. It’s Christmas Eve, and they’ve been snowed-in, stuck with Steve’s coworkers for nearly a week at their company retreat. Steve is flirting with an asshole across the room while Bucky watches one of Steve’s overly-familiar coworkers making his way over to him, probably to ask Bucky about his sex life for the fiftieth time since this week began. Why does everyone keep asking about Bucky’s sex life? Because everyone at this terrible party thinks that he and Steve are not only a couple, but the cutest couple at this whole shindig. And that apparently makes them feel entitled to all of the information about Bucky's private life that they can get.

    They aren’t entitled, and he and Steve aren't a couple. But that doesn’t mean that Steve isn’t the love of Bucky’s life.

    Bucky nibbles on the edge of the nasty spinach puff and nearly gags.

    Worst. Christmas. Ever.

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    03 Nov 2018

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    All Steve wants to do is finish his ridiculous assignment as a cupid quickly so he can take on the job he’s been working towards for decades: guardian angel. But somehow, every match he tries to make for Bucky Barnes ends up in disaster. It’s like the man doesn’t even want to find his true love. In fact, he seems far more interested in getting his cupid into bed…

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    04 Sep 2018

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    “I’m not a reverse werewolf either,” says the man. “I’m your godfather.”

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    22 Feb 2018

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    “I’m pretty sure I’m a terrible kisser,” Steve mutters, mostly to his pencil and paper.

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    07 Feb 2018

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