catchandelier

Two piles of laundry: wearable and dirty.



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  1. Summary

    The Sky is an Ocean. Every Ocean has people who are Native to it. (Because Portgas D. Rouge deserved more than being shoved into someone's backstory fridge, and nothing is ever so simple as it seems.)

    Expect: Fanfiction tropes taken to logical extremes. Explorations of the Practical Necessities of Being a Pirate in the World of One Piece. Sex and Romance being Serious Business. Depth. Character interaction. Throwaway lines and gags gaining more significance as the story progresses. Heroes from Other Stories showing up for Reasons. Polyamory. Terrible Decisions. Excellent Decisions. Childbirth. Memory is a Crapshoot. The Speed of Belief. The Sky is an Ocean. Magic. Miracles. God. Fairies. Faith. Emotions. Souls. Stealth crossovers. Women menstruating and discussing subjects important to them. Puberty. Trauma is not a Free Action. Realistic(ish) depictions of Terrible Actions and their Consequences. Baby murder. Miscarriage. Wild Party Animals. Military boarding school. The Glorious War of Sibling Affection. Forgiveness. Sacrifice. Sexism. Black Humor. Fart Jokes. Unshakeable Resolve. Unflappability.

    And more Sweet References than you can shake a fist at.

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  2. Summary

    We all know how self-insert stories go- the author avatar gets flung into the world of their choice, usually in a car crash, wakes up as someone else in a somewhere and when else, has powers/skills/blah and goes on adventures.

    This is not that kind of story.
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    A tale in which the most cowardly hero to ever live ends up saving the day multiple times, and really would prefer to be left the hell alone, thank you.

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  3. Summary

    There's a boy cat who's lived a thousand lives, but died only once- and there's a girl who's lying to herself and everyone she meets, but can't escape the truth. And, if things go right, they'll fall in love. Or she'll break the world. Or he'll kill her.

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    It's the single most terrifying Romcom ever- adorable and shmoopy and soaked in the blood of innocents and the anguish of the dying and the dead. With sparkles!

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    The Pine Guard are almost used to dealing with Abominations, by now. But this one isn't acting like your average bom-bom. Older people are going missing, and there's a sudden influx of children turning up lost.

    And there's something... else... with glowing eyes in the night...

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    19 Oct 2019

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    Izuku doesn’t know what he was expecting when Uraraka first broached the idea of bringing a psychic, her Uncle, in to cleanse the dorms, but it certainly wasn’t the young adult in a salmon-coloured tie, or the non-threatening middle schooler by his side.

     

    Or: The students of Class 1-A are convinced that the dorms are haunted, so they call in Reigen and Mob to check it out.

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    19 Oct 2019

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    Reigen never planned on having kids. His relationships have always been short and shallow, he doesn't really care for the idea of marriage (except for the tax breaks), and that's without even considering his lack of interest in women. Reigen can barely take care of himself half the time. The point is, he’d make a terrible parent.

    Letting Teruki stay on his spare futon after the kid’s apartment was destroyed during the Claw attack was an impulse decision. Reigen never had any illusions that he was a good guy, but he wasn’t such an asshole that he’d let a fourteen-year-old stay on the streets alone. They'd find Teru's parents any day now, and everything would go back to normal. Teru's lack of concern over their whereabouts was weird, but surely no parent in their right mind would ever leave their kid on his own without even a phone call to let him know they were alive.

    Right?

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    19 Oct 2019

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    “Of course, there's a Southern Style! I know you didn’t train in the South, but I had expected you, as observant as you are during lessons, to notice the difference between what I have been teaching you and what the Waterbenders of your tribe must have done while you were growing up…”

    “I…Master Pakku…” Her eyes are wide as she stares into him, and the color drains from her face. “There were never...There aren’t any other Waterbenders left in the South.”

    Pakku, Katara, Revelations, and Reconciliation

     

    Takes place between episodes: "The Waterbending Master" and "The Siege of the North pt. 1"

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    09 Oct 2019

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    “He’ll see me. Go ask him. Tell him that he once taught me how to use dual swords, late at night, and that I told him that he’d like my brother Sensu. Tell him that he once tried to give me a dagger with the inscription ‘Never give up without a fight’… but I refused it.”

    After the War, Lee seeks out Zuko.

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    09 Oct 2019